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Live Earth

I forgot I watched this. Until I read that it fared poorly in the ratings.

And then I remembered, oh yeah, I watched that. It sucked. Twice I asked the question “Oh…so and so is still alive?” (Melissa Etheridge (cancer) Macy Gray (crack rock).

Did you see Macy Gray’s dress with “Darfur” written down the front in masking tape and the back up dancers in outfits to match? Yeah, after her dress with “my album drops september 10th” written down the front in masking tape on the MTV awards six years ago, just makes you wonder if Macy knows that people don’t usually write things on their dresses.

Oh and Madonna rolling all around on the floor. Yeah, I bet that drops the global temperature at least three degrees. I know I shuddered.

And then when Melissa Etheridge gave her stirring introduction about how she believed in this man and was inspired by him and I thought she was talking about Jesus and then my little cousin said “no, I don’t think so,” and then I said “sounds like Jesus” and she was all “nah, I’m pretty sure it’s not Jesus” and then AL GORE came on the stage and I had to pay her a dollar? That sucked.

I mean, I had to give my cousin the dollar, not Mellissa Etheridge. I wouldn’t even give her a nickel for that horrid “song” she was singing.

Oh, I guess that’s mean cause she had cancer.

But then again, Al Gore said I should live my life like I could be the difference and I’d really like for Mellissa Etheridge not to sing anymore.

I CANNOT believe her craptrap Golbal warming song beat Listen for the Oscar.

Sha. World’s coming to an end, indeed.

via Wizbang

One Response to “Live Earth”

  1. Anwyn’s Notes in the Margin » Secret Says:

    […] I don’t think Dawn Summers is really a liberal. I mean, seriously, can’t they take away her membership card for this: And then when Melissa Etheridge gave her stirring introduction about how she believed in this man and was inspired by him and I thought she was talking about Jesus and then my little cousin said “no, I don’t think so,” and then I said “sounds like Jesus” and she was all “nah, I’m pretty sure it’s not Jesus” and then AL GORE came on the stage and I had to pay her a dollar? That sucked. […]

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