PRINCE ELI COULD ASPLODE!
March 26th, 2012 by Dawn SummersDUUUUDDDEE! Why is everything everywhere always trying to kill me?
Sigh.
March 26th, 2012 by Dawn SummersOchocinco remains a Patriot. *swallows vomit*
Guess who’s back?
March 26th, 2012 by Dawn SummersAlceste drove us home while I sweated out the hockey game in the backseat. And even though the Leaves tried their hardest to ruin my whole life, Captain Cally bailed the Rangers the hell out and no one had to jump out of a moving car on the Garden State Parkway.
Whew.
It was an exciting weekend of hockey and poker. I saw the Rangers lose again at MSG, sadface. But then had a “the whole car won” trip to AC, happyface. Speaking of which, my coworkers’s husband gave her a note to give me this morning.
It read: Hi Kim’s friend, You are banned from attending anymore Rangers’ games.
Valid.
#thatawkwardmomentwhen
March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn SummersThe bills start rolling in from your “well, I could be dead next week” phase, but you’re still alive…
Bounties on athletes is an outrage!
March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn SummersDick Durbin leads the charge for the U.S. Senate to INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY!
Unarmed black boys being shot to death? *Crickets*
Dear Proflowers
March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn SummersWhen I place an order, you should go ahead and process that order – even if it is done a month in advance cause if you don’t and the paypal money I used to place that order is just left idle in my paypal account, two weeks later, I will forget all about you and that flowers order and go ahead and buy my Brian Boyle jersey from a company that is smart enough to process that order immediately. And then a week after that when you are all “Dear Dawn, your paypal account did not process your flowers order because it has insufficient funds,” I will be all… huh? so I can just go ahead and cancel those flowers I so THOUGHTFULLY purchased three weeks ago cause now I’d have to use real money to buy them and that’s…um…
Yeah, I am a terrible terrible person AND THANK YOU PROFLOWERS SO MUCH FOR THE REMINDER.
Pout.
HAHAHAHAH
March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn SummersApparently, all I do now is read Snaps’ facebook posts, here’s another goody.
This quiz was fun
March 22nd, 2012 by Dawn SummersDraw Nothing
March 22nd, 2012 by Smarty PantsHow Dawn plays Draw Something :
*draws something* *erases drawing*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing* (repeats 3-5 times)
*changes to thicker brush*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing* (repeats 1-3 times)
*changes back to thin brush*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing*
*scribbles a penis*
*prays her opponent is good at solving anagrams*