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Janet Napolitano to head Department of Homeland Security.

Are ya kidding me? Why would you pull a woman with a chance to beat McCain for Senate in two years, from the Governorship of a state that we should be focussed on turning blue? And it’s not even for a job that she would be singurlarly qualified to take. Couple this with the reported Clinton and doofus Governor of New mexico appointments and color me green. Vomit.
When W. was elected he tapped unemployed or about to be unemployed Republicans…Whitman, Ashcroft…he didn’t tear apart his parties future candidates…jeezaloo…why not tap Gephardt for Homeland…he’s been President of Iowa for like 12 years now.
Ooh, or if you want a Governor at Homeland take Sarah Palin! She can see Russia from her house!
Who’s ready for 2012? Me!

Annoying TV chef to have throat surgery.

Clareified would be the number one google hit for this?

“I am not your white mother.” - Mary

This is my first Football Thanksgiving…what are we supposed to do between when the first game ends and the second game begins, but dinner’s not ready yet?

And how sorry does everyone feel for the Lions? Poor, poor Daunte. Confucius say 0-11 team should not face 10-1 team on national holiday.

Let’s go seattle!

“The thing about memories, though, is that they are lies we tell ourselves.” -His royal hotness

And the annual Clareified “sorry about the small pox blankets” to the Native Americans.

I am so wise.

Woman arrested having sex in bathroom stall at football game.

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Dawn’s last Thanksgiving.

This year, as every year, I’ll be mooching off Pi’s Thanksgiving and pretending the pecan pie that Mary brings is mine.

Hope you guys have a good one.