Clareified

There is a video circulating of a dude in a Jets jersey punching a Patriots fan in her face. After some searching, the guy was identified and it was discovered he had served time for stabbing a teenager to death.

Anyway, they interview the guy’s mom and she says, not surprisingly, that he was a good boy who got his love of the Jets from his grandmother, who, and this was my FAVORITE part:

made him listen to a recording the Super Bowl III … the only superbowl victory for the Jets.

HAHAHA the last Jets superbowl victory was so long ago there isn’t even video of it!

(RUDE: The Daily News has edited this out of the latest online version of the story. Suspicious. Maybe the guy threatened to punch the reporter in the face.)

This happened.

P.S. If you’re going to do shit like this, learn to fucking spell WACKY. Because….DUDE.

The shorter your name, the more money you’ll make. Unless that name is Larry.

Does anyone else find the judge’s language in this opinion…problematic?

Like, I know he is the actual judge in the case, but this still comes off as judgy.

In ordering the maximum sentence on the child abuse charges, Gay said he found Lowe to be untruthful and selfish and called it a tragedy that so many people believe her version of events.

Gay said Lowe’s statement in a letter to the judge claiming she did not know she was pregnant was “not credible,” and he chided her for writing that the babies’ father had date-raped her.

“Just how in the world is that relevant?” he asked. “And is it supposed to devalue the lives of these children?…There are real serious problems in you taking responsibility for what you did.”

Gay quoted Focus on the Family founder James Dobson saying, “Our children are the true wealth of any nation” and added that we cannot become “a child-killing society that views children as burdens rather than blessings.”

Gifford says if Lauer goes, she’ll go!

This.

REALLY? Also, the family’s name *is* Black?

Also, this is my stance. LOL.

“I wouldn’t mind if federal officials blew up other citizens and claimed it was in the name of my safety. But it’s just that when it comes to me, I guess I’d rather not be slaughtered by my own elected officials on charges that never have to be validated by any accountable authority. This is tough.” While most Americans expressed conflicted feelings regarding the memo, the poll also found that 28 percent of citizens were unequivocally in favor of being obliterated at any point, for any reason, in a massive airstrike.

FOR REALZ!

Damn you to hell:

A Petri dish hosts a healthy colony of bacteria. Once a minute every bacterium divides into two. The colony was founded by a single cell at noon. At exactly 12:43 (43 minutes later) the Petri dish was half full.
At what time will the dish be full?