Archive for the 'Wacky' Category

SONOVABEETCH!

Monday, May 13th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

The shorter your name, the more money you’ll make. Unless that name is Larry.

Um…

Friday, May 10th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Does anyone else find the judge’s language in this opinion…problematic?

Like, I know he is the actual judge in the case, but this still comes off as judgy.

In ordering the maximum sentence on the child abuse charges, Gay said he found Lowe to be untruthful and selfish and called it a tragedy that so many people believe her version of events.

Gay said Lowe’s statement in a letter to the judge claiming she did not know she was pregnant was “not credible,” and he chided her for writing that the babies’ father had date-raped her.

“Just how in the world is that relevant?” he asked. “And is it supposed to devalue the lives of these children?…There are real serious problems in you taking responsibility for what you did.”

Gay quoted Focus on the Family founder James Dobson saying, “Our children are the true wealth of any nation” and added that we cannot become “a child-killing society that views children as burdens rather than blessings.”

Kathie Lee needs to look up “threat” in the dictionary

Friday, April 26th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Gifford says if Lauer goes, she’ll go!

You know what’s wrong with America?

Thursday, March 7th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

This.

Really white rabbit?

Thursday, February 7th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

REALLY? Also, the family’s name *is* Black?

I love the Onion

Thursday, February 7th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Also, this is my stance. LOL.

“I wouldn’t mind if federal officials blew up other citizens and claimed it was in the name of my safety. But it’s just that when it comes to me, I guess I’d rather not be slaughtered by my own elected officials on charges that never have to be validated by any accountable authority. This is tough.” While most Americans expressed conflicted feelings regarding the memo, the poll also found that 28 percent of citizens were unequivocally in favor of being obliterated at any point, for any reason, in a massive airstrike.

And now I’m worried about potato poisoning

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

FOR REALZ!

Damn you, maths

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Damn you to hell:

A Petri dish hosts a healthy colony of bacteria. Once a minute every bacterium divides into two. The colony was founded by a single cell at noon. At exactly 12:43 (43 minutes later) the Petri dish was half full.
At what time will the dish be full?

If it’s vanilla/vanilla it can say whatever it wants

Tuesday, January 15th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Amirite, people?

Well, that’s some creative lawyering

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Sandusky plans to appeal conviction on the grounds that there was just too much evidence for him to be able to refute it all.

L to the Oh L.

By which, I mean, of course, fuck that dude.