Clareified

Don’t you realize dumb baby names are only for the famous?

New Zealand children have been given names such as Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Benson and Hedges(twins).

The girl’s lawyer told the judge she was so embarrassed by her name she refused to reveal it to friends.

via Michael

Casca’s comment below seems to indicate the commenting issue is fixed…for all you lurkers here is your chance to give something back to the blog that has given you…um…not that much. So much thanks to Yaron for taking my four a.m. plea email and working his magic. I’m still not able to blog from mozilla, but he says that may be a space issue. Small steps. Why I am up at this unholy hour when I was also up at 4 a.m. is a question for another day. Hopefully one where I had more sleep.

Anyway, comment away, how about we do a yes/no on did Edwards really father a baby with another woman? I say nay because believe you me, I so would have been his baby mama and yet, he didn’t even so much as reply to any of my emails or myraid drooling posts.

New York is inconvenient. It makes you work a little harder. It forces you to interact—with taxi drivers, street musicians, people riding the subway, people talking on cell phones, people talking to themselves. With life. I love it. Unconditionally.

I’ve just been hired as a lawyer again. I think. I mean, I’m pretty sure. That I might be based in Queens is just a source of pure shame. Again, I think. People these are weird times in Summersville. Weird motherfucking times.

And yes, I can say all this because my blog is still fucked.

Who walks around unsure about whether they were hired? ME THAT’S WHO!!! And just so we’re clear I shouldn’t send my boss (????) a link to this post and ask him to comment, right? And not just because my comment section is down…right? Right?

HOW IS THIS MY LIFE????

You put in a double-sided DVD into the player. One side says “Overture” the other says “Entra’te” which should you watch first?

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And she does acrobatics!

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This video is so horrifying. On so many levels. And yet. I cannot look away. My finger keeps hitting replay.

via Casca