I am watching the Hall of Fame game, instead of sleeping, like a sane person in my position would do. Just saw my first commercial for the new Heroes season. Made me nauseous. I’m not ready for Fall, dammit! I’m liking my summer of virtually no television! But I won’t want to fall behind…waaa.
Stupid choices.
Unless somebody wants me to hurt my TV. My choices (and witty commentary) are in bold, below the fold. In other news, I think I may be over TV. My DVRs are full again (unwatched Weeds, PADs, My Boys’, Harper’s Island, King of the Hills,’ etc.) Alceste told me there was a good new Better off Ted and yet, I still went out to play poker and then twittered for two hours when I got home instead of watching…perhaps if TV had more of *me* on it…
List of Major Categories:
Outstanding Comedy Series
Family Guy
30 Rock
Weeds (GARBAGE with a french accent)
How I Met Your Mother
The Office (The Joe Biden of television shows)
Flight of the Conchords (quirky with a New Zealand accent.)
Entourage (Garbage with a Brooklyn accent.)
Outstanding Drama Series
Mad Men (SUCKS TOO)
Breaking Bad (SUCKS)
Lost (Craptacular)
Damages (SUCKS MORE)
Dexter (SUPER SUCKS)
Big Love (SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS (get it, cause he has three wives?))
House (Hmm…and the winner is…)
(more…)
The Miss America competition is no longer aired on network television, but the national middle school spelling bee is given a host and shown live on ABC.
ABC picks up second season of Better Off Ted!
The renewals and pick-ups are flying fast and furious this weekend. On the heels of Fox’s big Dollhouse reprieve, ABC has handed second-season renewals to Castle and Better Off Ted.
Well, kudos…you skipped right over the shark and decided to jump the whole damn ocean.
Good job, guys.
Really? *This* is the storyline you steal from Grey’s Anatomy? Talking dead? Couldn’t you have gone with bomb in the ER? At least then stuff blows up. Boo.
Did anyone else puke their guts out? I mean honestly. And Lord what happened to Izzie and George? Sad. Yarf.
This season was wretched. It deserves to be canceled. That is all.
My TV show has been a HUGE hit over on facebook. It now has a title “Kickin’ It” and might feature children, dressed as clowns, punching businessmen in the junk rather than kicking them…though that would present some problems for our title…stay tuned.
(BTW, I am still laughing hysterically at the thought.)
I would love to see a TV show where the cameras follow a little kid around office buildings in New York as he randomly kicks businessmen wearing suits in the nuts.
I mean, honestly! I could watch *that* show for hours!!