Clareified

Turns out that Blockbuster sucks and doesn’t have a horror section, so instead I’ve been ODing on Season 1 of Reaper. This was an Alceste pick, and while better than the last Alceste pick, Dexter…it’s still a weird ass little show. And I don’t like the devil at all. I mean, he’s ugly, uncharming, and not funny. Who needs a devil that no one likes?
And it’s so weird how the lead guy looks exactly like post puberty Fred Savage and the girl looks like a Karate Kid 3 Hilary Swank.

Best joke of the show:
Those candy commercials really upset me, you know? Especially the m&ms ones. On the tv there they are all laughing it up and having a good time, so I’m all ‘COOL!’ so I run out and buy some and I get home and they’re all dead. And their arms and legs are missing.

Kennedy to have risky brain tumor operation

The 76-year-old senator was diagnosed last month with a malignant glioma, a lethal type of brain tumor. A statement from the Massachusetts Democrat’s office said the surgery would be performed by one of the nation’s top neurosurgeons, Dr. Allan Friedman.

Okay, okay…I apparently woke up on the tacky side of the bed this morning.

Last night my friend made me watch this show called EliteXC Fights on CBS. It’s female extreme fighting and I just saw this chick get MESSSSED UPPPP. They called the fight after the second round and the announcer said “her face looks like it was put together like a ransom note.” She got kicked in the HEAD!! She got beat down so bad another face started growing out of her face And that face was black and blue too! Dawn Summers has found her calling.

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Well, that blows. HAAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH How long till the new season?

I knew something was up with her!

(May 29) — Rachael Ray has been called many things — loud, brash, elementary, and so forth — but we’re pretty sure this is the first time we’ve heard her name and “terrorist” in the same conversation.

Dunkin’ Donuts has pulled an ad featuring the Food Network star after concerns grew about a scarf she wears during the commercial, the pattern of which bears resemblance to a keffiyeh, the traditional headdress that Arab men wear. The scarf has enraged conservative Fox News pundit Michelle Malkin and some others.

I knew it. Now, when are we shipping her off to Guantanamo?

The most comprehensive list of canceled shows.
RIP or in the case of Cavemen, choke, choke, choke and die over and over again for all eternity.

Still stunned that Bionic Woman didn’t make it through the season. Sad about Journeyman and shocked that Girlfriends lasted eight years.

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Did you see that episode of The Office where they get locked in? WORST.EPISODE.EVER. I mean even worse than the pilot. JEEEZ.

Lost: Great show that has absolutely nothing to do with the preceding seasons.

Law & Order and SVU: When did these shows become unwatchable. You know, by sane people who are not me and know when to stop.

Grey’s Anatomy and My Name is Earl: Whoo, everybody’s gone gay. Dental dam sales through the roof in TV land.

30 Rock: How good is this show? “I don’t vote Republican or Democrat, choosing is a sin. I just write in the Lord’s name.” “Oh, then you’re one of ours. We count those.”

House: I love that he shares custody of Wilson with his girlfriend. HAHAHAHAHAH “If you want people to drive safer take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. No one will drive over three miles an hour. Though as someone who managed to get from NY to Maryland in slightly over two hours last month…because her car evidently can go 109 mph with very little provocation from my right foot…I dunno.