Clareified

After I suggested that we were too nice, F-train responds: “Clearly you haven’t met us.”

“Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.” – Coco avant Chanel

“We’ll likely have to remove it surgically. But the good news is it’s benign, benign, benign. It’s a rare condition we usually see in women in their twenties.” -Breast doctor, which totally turns out to be a real thing.

Though…I don’t know why she said “usually”? I am so 29.

Thanks for all your comments, e-mails, texts and support! Y’all rock.

“All the people who say that Obama’s election proves that racism is over, voted for McCain. Why do they get to take credit for me not being a racist”? -Ugarles

The next person who offers me pity or charity will be mentioned BY NAME in my suicide note. -Jeff on NBC’s “Community”

“I am irreplaceable. #endofstory. I am going to right… To the right.” -KJ

You are nuts. Which means you are allergic to yourself -Fisch about someone who is not me. NOT ME.

In response to my post about Hard Knocks with the Bengals getting higher ratings than Hard Knocks with the Cowgirls, Stb writes:
of course. people tuned in wondering when cincy got a football team

People disappoint me so easily. I think it’s because I expect them to behave like I would, and they almost never do. -Angela, who definitely needs a blog, especially if she’s going to protect her twitterfeed so I can’t link to it.

It is better to be seen for who you are and be alone, than to be seen for someone you’re not and be lonely.