Clareified

See, I can’t even spell Manhatten. They’d eat me alive! -VinNay on his refusal to move to America

“What’s Astin’s real name? And please don’t say “Julius Goat.”

“Again with this song?” – Everyone who has ever ridden shotgun in my car ever.

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
— Jodi Picoult

“You were right,Dawn. About everything. You know what? Tom Brady IS dreamy!” – @vinnay

“Who murdered Dawn and is calling me from her phone?” – Vinnay

“The World Cup ended on Saturday. The US lost to Ghana in the Finals” -Dawn Summers

After I suggested that we were too nice, F-train responds: “Clearly you haven’t met us.”

“Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.” – Coco avant Chanel

“We’ll likely have to remove it surgically. But the good news is it’s benign, benign, benign. It’s a rare condition we usually see in women in their twenties.” -Breast doctor, which totally turns out to be a real thing.

Though…I don’t know why she said “usually”? I am so 29.

Thanks for all your comments, e-mails, texts and support! Y’all rock.