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Banks have paid back almost 75% of the funds!

Um…ok…darkhorse may be a poor choice of words.

@martybeckerman Has anyone made a “but it’s a dry hate” Arizona joke yet??

The nation’s totally not racist state of Arizona has legalized racial profiling!

“It’s going to change our lives,” said Emilio Almodovar, a 13-year-old American citizen from Phoenix. “We can’t walk to school any more. We can’t be in the streets anymore without the pigs thinking we’re illegal immigrants.”

Protesters gathered in Miami Friday evening at the Freedom Tower, where thousands of Cuban refugees were processed after fleeing the communist revolution.

Great. Just great. Oh, and by the by President Obama nice move pulling Napolitano out of the Arizona statehouse, her successor is awesome.

Oh, and lest anybody be confused, I am firmly and steadfastly against illegal immigration. Heck, catch me on certain days and I’m against legal immigration — but giving the cops the right to stop brown people on the street to “check their papers” is nothing short of a dungpile of horse manure. Hmm…maybe I’ll help Arizona out and go looking for the Russian, Polish and Canadian illegals. Jackasses.

Gov. Paterson: Somebody is after me

Get it? Cause he’s blind. Oh, man. I’m going to hate seeing him leave. hahahahaahha But you know, out of sight, out of mind.

Dawn could do this all day.

The gift that keeps on reminding us why we should never accept gifts from Illinois. Shut up. He’s from Hawaii. Or Kenya, I aint never seen no birth certificate.

Hey! That means you too. Close ‘em.
Good.
Ok, um, wow. Is it just me or is the President of the United States a moron?
Actually, it can’t just be me. I’m watching this live town hall on CNN and somewhere between his “why would an employer hire a guy who’s been to jail when unemployment’s at 10% and he can hire a guy who hasn’t been to jail? Who’s just been laid off?” And his “yeah, I had to pay that 10% penalty too. Whoa. It’s no fun” I decided it must actually be a prerequisite for the office.
Like if you’re stupid enough to want this job, well, yep, you’re stupid.
Good grief!
And why for the love of everything holy, is he *stumping* WITH Joe Biden the day after the State of the Union???
Biden is NOT an asset. Extemporaneous speaking is NOT his forte.
President chillin in Flo-Ridah is NOT a good look when the rest of us are freezing our asses off.
Somebody needs to be smacked upside the head.
Um. Okay, rant over. Somebody let the bad people open their eyes again.

How bad are things when progress on gay rights is the safe feel-good option?

I totally jinxed the Senate race in Massachusetts! And while I was doing it, I knew I was doing it, but I was all “naaah, it’s *Massachusetts* what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

In happier news, can we strip Senator Douchebag of all his leadership positions, punch him in the groin and send him on his way now? Please?

For those who are surprised that Sen. Harry Reid still refers to my people as ‘Negro’ come on, you know that’s how crackers talk.