Clareified

I have fallen absolutely in love with the some ecards site. Mostly because their motto “when you care enough to hit send,” makes me giggle every time.

These are my favorite cards of the…well, I don’t know how often the site is updated and I kinda just found it yesterday…so of the day?

They follow:

Had a super fun night out with the whole CLS/CK crew last night.
Dragged poor sick KJ out of his bed with my totally irresistable “I’ll drive.” I hounded him until he said he’d come and then he was like “okay, give me fifteen minutes, I just woke up.” And I said “Well, just take your time princess we have all night.” He then basically passed out in the backseat and when I was like “why didn’t you just say no?” He said “because you called me princess. It’s the nicest thing you ever said to me.” And then pearatty was all “Dude, she didn’t say it to be nice.”
And then I said “HEY! I totally said it to be nice. It’s like slang in Brooklyn for awesome guy.” So if anyone sees KJ, call him Princess, he totally digs it.

Anyway, I’ve decided that since I am evidently not taking my job search seriously at all, that I am going to follow the G-train and CK on their travels across country. Kaz will be coming with me and we’re going to co-write a blog called stalkingftrainandbwop.blogspot.com. Look for picture of Gay Train sleeping on his rolled up coat outside their hotel room on day three, shots of the couple at reststops across America and the money shot of them making out with Jade in the pool.

Tim Daquiri will then be following behind Kaz and I on a seque. Feel free to guess how much we will spend on gas money and lawyers in our journey behind The Journey.

And because it’s been way too long since I’ve given Jamie any shit:

Key lime!

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Key Lime Pie!

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Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books

Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books

My namesake Princess Leia and I. She is saying “cheese”…seriously, how cute?

One takes their own life in their hands.

On the flipside, when choosing your bridesmaids…make sure to keep in mind the whore to prude ratio.

And she’s wicked smart! I was taking pics of her on my Treo and she was all ‘oh, yeah?’ and then she went and got her mom’s Treo and started taking pictures of me! SHE’S THREE! And like barely three!

My tummy hurts.