Archive for the 'Not So Random Thoughts' Category

Not so random thought

Thursday, August 21st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Oh, there is nothing like the sound of my car crashing into another car. Groan. Though I guess it’s impressive that I made it almost through August before my first car accident of 2008. Almost.

Not so random question

Monday, August 18th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

What are you supposed to take when the painkillers make your stomach hurt? Ow. :(

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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

So, I tried to make shrimp teriyaki last night and I set the frying pan on fire. This is perfectly normal, right?

Update: My mother’s comment: “Did you follow the recipe?”

Yeah…don’t really think that was the problem…

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Saturday, August 9th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

There’s no need to say “we can still be friends” if it were true.

Heh

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 by Dawn Summers

I’ve been pouring through my archives trying to come up with 15-20 essays that have a theme or tells some kind of story or that are interesting or at the very least will not have my class laughing its collective ass off at me. Anyway, I came across this chestnut of wisdom and it made me laugh.

And this chestnut made me not laugh.

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 by Dawn Summers

I miss you guys out in commenter land. Clear your caches and try commenting again! :-)

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Thursday, July 10th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Speeding in reverse through an underground parking garage is no time to shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture.

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Monday, July 7th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

I love that “You startled me! I apologize” is whitespeak for “I’m not racist. I swear, I always scream and grab my purse when I’m startled. Obama ‘08″

Definitions, by Dawn Summers

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Dehydration: (n) When the only reason you stop bawling your eyes out is because you physically are no longer able to produce tears.

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Sunday, June 29th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Dear God…please please please please don’t let Obama pick Hillary.