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Dawn Summers — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:22:42 +0000

How do I NOT have a racism ~~tag~~ blog category?

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:45:57 +0000

I REBUKE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR BOYCOTTING OF *MY* TAYLOR TUESDAYS, BUT THE COMMENTING ON VINNAY’S TAYLOR TUESDAYS! NOW I HAVE TO HEAR “HAHAHA I GOT MORE COMMENTS ON ONE OF MY TAYLOR TUESDAYS THAN YOU GOT ON ALL OF YOURS COMBINED.”

I’M PUTTING ALL OF YOU ON THE LIST!

*Glares*

And, I’m telling President Obama.

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:42:40 +0000

I’m going to teach myself Mandarin. Nobody ask any questions.

Not so random observation

Dawn Summers — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:27:18 +0000

Every January, Fisch finds a new and creative way to tell me to stop feeling sorry for myself.

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Dawn Summers — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:47:53 +0000

I don’t know how December 21, 2011 became December 13, 2011 in my head, but I’m going to assume lots of 30-year-olds screw up their doctor appointment times in this fashion.

Also, don’t tell twitter. Twitter is judgy.

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Dawn Summers — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:55:30 +0000

Okay, so what’s the non-psycho way of saying “No, not red exactly… but that color the Cove turned when the fishermen stabbed all the dolphins to death” ?

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:58:13 +0000

I am as charming as I think I am, right?

Please remember it is the birthday season. And I am not afraid of violence.

On the other hand, I think I’m really really really extremely charming… so… um…you know what… nevermind.

*backs away from post slowly*

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Dawn Summers — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 22:00:49 +0000

VinNay does NOT fully appreciate my comic genius. So, I’m taking my talents to South Beach.

Gazing in a naveluar direction

Dawn Summers — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:18:58 +0000

1. Making up words should be encouraged, especially if it’s quite clear what you mean when you use it AND it’s equally clear you aren’t just thinking of another word. I call that the Palin clause.

2. In deciding whether to watch the Mets game or the Stanley Cup Finals, it dawned on me that my watching either will have no effect on the outcome of either. Then I began to wonder what the point of watching any sporting ever is and decided to blog instead.

3. No one ever tells me the random things they remember about me, clearly this is a weird thing to do and I should stop.

4. I think it’s funny when I use mathematical terms for narrational purposes, but others assume that they have mathematical meaning. It reminds me of the time a man at the Borgata got all mad that his flush had been beaten by a higher flush in two pots less than fifteen minutes. After the second loss, he angrily pushes his chair away from the table and yells “what are the odds of two flush over flush hands in one orbit?” And when someone unhelpfully answered “7:1.” He goes “Huh? What are you talking about?”

5. Luther Vandross was a good singer. He should have had a bigger career. No pun intended.

6. I have a weird callous on my right hand. Like super weird. It kind of has a face.

7. It’s good to have people that you’re never too drunk to text.
7a. It’s good that when you’re drunk you know who those people are.
7b. Cellphones have no place in bars.

8. Now I’m just rambling.

9. That’s right. Thoughts prior to number 8 were NOT rambles. Ramblings.

10. No, YOU’RE WEIRD! #rude

Not so random question

Dawn Summers — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 00:27:51 +0000

Why am I looking into bouncey house rentals in Brooklyn for my thirtieth (shut it) birthday party?

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 08:30:27 +0000

As we approach the All-Star break, it occurs to me that I have WAY WAY WAY less pictures of adorable babies in Mets outfits than I should. WAY!

It’s almost like these parents are ashamed of their children’s new MLB team. #HMPPH

Not so random thought

Dawn Summers — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 03:59:58 +0000

This trash can is too damn high.

Can I run for Mayor on the platform “MTA garbage cans need to be low enough for drunk women to vomit in them, but high enough to keep out the rats”?

I am newly unemployed and highly intoxicated, so we’ll mark this thought as “multi-tasking.”

Also, alcogol is evil. Dr. Who is awesome.

Excuse me…I think my train is…

Dear Dawn

Dawn Summers — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:01:47 +0000

Mustard is not a food group. Repeat. NOT.

Not so random question

Dawn Summers — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:56:22 +0000

Why is Pearatty SO MEEEAAAAANNNNNNNN??

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Dawn Summers — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 12:29:23 +0000

You ever get the feeling you’re going the wrong way through a revolving door. To wit: you’re not moving while other people incessantly whack you in the face with a plexiglass door? That shit hurts, yo.

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Dawn Summers — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:54:25 +0000

The only time I ever feel truly crazy is when I try to figure out what other people are thinking.

Or when I ask them.

Or when I don’t know.

*Puts the chain on the door*

*Slides a heavy desk in front*

*Exhales*

*Makes popcorn*

Not so random thoughts

Dawn Summers — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 21:45:11 +0000

1. In the entirety of my life, I have only ever done whatsoever was easiest.

2. Settlers of Catan can bite me.

3. Stuff I’ve put horseradish mustard on in the last 24 hours:
a. Breadrolls
b. Turkey slices
c. Bell peppers
d. Bordeux cookie
e. Cheese
f. A spoon

4. I’m over DiFara’s pizza.

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Dawn Summers — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 22:55:51 +0000

Pretty sure my last conscious thought before I die is going to be “whoops.”

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Dawn Summers — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:13:12 +0000

So I realized that when I get text messages, I actually imagine the voice of sender as I read them. I realized this when I talked on the phone to someone I text with and was like “who the hell is this”?

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Dawn Summers — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 03:41:39 +0000

I think the Jews have that whole immediate burial thing right. Today was the first day I felt half way back to normal and NOW I have a funeral to go to tomorrow. Social setting which cannot be handled with humor, sarcasm or shyly tweeting in the back of the room = No bueno for Dawn. They don’t make a Paxil powerful enough to handle this. Friday will be spent hiding in the back of my bedroom closet. And growing back the nails I’ve chewed off.

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 01:30:41 +0000

There are two questions you should never ask nor answer. The first, is “are you planning to kill me”? The second, is “do you love me”?

For exactly the same reason. Whistles.

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Dawn Summers — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 02:25:56 +0000

Sometimes I fear I’m not as charming as I imagine.

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Dawn Summers — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 04:09:57 +0000

Last night I went to a movie in the theater in which I saw Jurassic Park as a teenager. This, in turn has lead to an existential crisis about whether the fact that I still live about 20 minutes from where I was born makes me a loser. Or is it other factors which makes me a loser.

O_o?

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Dawn Summers — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:09:30 +0000

In honor of our commitment and friendship with Iraq, the President should change his first name to Baraq.

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Dawn Summers — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:34:48 +0000

No one answered me on twitter, but I really need an answer. So…baby octopuses….good pet/bad pet? I need a foolproof decision making system and Paul the Octopus has sold me on celaphod power!

UPDATE: Kearns keeps saying he’s going to EAT my octopus with salt! And then he RUBS his belly!! #RUDE

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Dawn Summers — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:12:08 +0000

A watched calendar never turns.

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Dawn Summers — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:21:56 +0000

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

-Marlo Thomas

via twitter.com/allthingsbb

What the WHAT

Dawn Summers — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 00:54:21 +0000

My mom calls to say that she’s buying me a new pair of sneakers for my birthday. Awesome, right?
Uh uh
“To get them you have to throw out those ugly pink sneakers and I have to see you do it.”

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Dawn Summers — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:50:38 +0000

If Mary has unleashed the curse of the skull rock in our cabin, I expect you will avenge my death.

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Dawn Summers — Mon, 31 May 2010 07:25:52 +0000

No matter what you may hear or read…I do NOT have a super secret sex blog!