GAME 7???? AWAY?? And the Rangers have NEVER won in that situation? Oh. Well, that’s not so stressful at all. GG Washington.
Archive for the 'Not Awesome' Category
DUUUUDDDEE! Why is everything everywhere always trying to kill me?
DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!! Wait…um…yeah.
Karma in Buddhism holds that the fate of the soul is determined by its karma, its actions. Every act—whether good or bad, no matter how insignificant—will eventually return to the person who does it.
Most Westerners mistakenly assume the good or bad will come back during this lifetime (“what comes around goes around,” as they say), but karma says that good (and bad) deeds will be rewarded in a future life, not this one. Furthermore, everything bad that happens to you is your own fault; karma says you deserve every moment of pain, anguish, and terror in your life, as you brought it upon yourself by some evil act in an earlier lifetime.
Four days ago I was praising myself for my fiscal diligence! I had managed to get my credit card spending to under a grand a month and I did a little dance in the street.
And then…OY. I’m already at $1500 and THERE’S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS IN NOVEMBER!
Someone tell me no. Firmly and in a way that I will listen.
Last night Astin, Em and Chinese Pete took perverse joy in informing me that George Washington, Rosa Parks, Neil Armstong, Bill Gates and Serena Williams were all Canadian.
My twitter persona keeps saying and promising to do stuff that 1) My blog self wouldn’t but for damn sure 2) that my real life self HELLA won’t!
And she’s telling people we’re in our thirties! What the hell???
Make it stop! It’s trying to kill me. #Twitteristhedevil
Also, hello! How were your weekends? Happy Birthday Dawn 2 and pearatty!
Send links to Zac Efron videos.
I hate when BBM or my blog changes my : – ) to If I wanted to be all “hey, look at me in my yellow faced ghezness”, I would just sign everything “Man, I miss Menudo.”
What the fuck is the NBA Summer League and why did I just watch 11 minutes of it?
Bumped into a pregnant woman on the platform and I felt so bad…but, dude, why are they just allowed to roam around like that? I mean, maybe it’s cool out West, but in crowded cities it gets dangerous! Can’t they be put on a farm or something upstate…for their own protection, not because they creep me out.
Yes, you should think about the moral aspects of homosexuality. Choosing to divorce and embrace your same sex attraction is something that is definitely between you and God. Cause you know who it really shouldnt be between? You and me. Thanks!
Hippie: You live in Brooklyn?! You really should join the food co-op! It’s a great to support environ -
Me: – Let me stop you right there. I drive to the bodega around the corner to buy candy.
Is it great vine or grape vine?
Babies are great! Baby vomit, less great. Less.
They are called feelings not sayings for a reason.