I quit all my hopes and dreams. I dig ditches now.
Archive for the 'Not Awesome' Category
so bummed. boo. i really am the worst. *cries*
RIP to my phone address book. If you have my cell number, text me with your name if you want me to have your contact information.
GAME 7???? AWAY?? And the Rangers have NEVER won in that situation? Oh. Well, that’s not so stressful at all. GG Washington.
DUUUUDDDEE! Why is everything everywhere always trying to kill me?
DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!! Wait…um…yeah.
Karma in Buddhism holds that the fate of the soul is determined by its karma, its actions. Every act—whether good or bad, no matter how insignificant—will eventually return to the person who does it.
Most Westerners mistakenly assume the good or bad will come back during this lifetime (“what comes around goes around,” as they say), but karma says that good (and bad) deeds will be rewarded in a future life, not this one. Furthermore, everything bad that happens to you is your own fault; karma says you deserve every moment of pain, anguish, and terror in your life, as you brought it upon yourself by some evil act in an earlier lifetime.
Four days ago I was praising myself for my fiscal diligence! I had managed to get my credit card spending to under a grand a month and I did a little dance in the street.
And then…OY. I’m already at $1500 and THERE’S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS IN NOVEMBER!
Someone tell me no. Firmly and in a way that I will listen.
Last night Astin, Em and Chinese Pete took perverse joy in informing me that George Washington, Rosa Parks, Neil Armstong, Bill Gates and Serena Williams were all Canadian.
My twitter persona keeps saying and promising to do stuff that 1) My blog self wouldn’t but for damn sure 2) that my real life self HELLA won’t!
And she’s telling people we’re in our thirties! What the hell???
Make it stop! It’s trying to kill me. #Twitteristhedevil
Also, hello! How were your weekends? Happy Birthday Dawn 2 and pearatty!