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Oh noes

Friday, December 13th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

My laptop has a horrible virus that’s killing it and my car is in the shop with a flat tire. The last time these things happened, two of my childhood friends died.

So…sorry. And I’ll miss whichever of youse it is.

I got my second rejection letter today!

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013 by Dawn Summers

I quit all my hopes and dreams. I dig ditches now.

Got my first publishing rejection letter today

Monday, September 30th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

so bummed. boo. i really am the worst. *cries*

New phone…then disaster

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

RIP to my phone address book. If you have my cell number, text me with your name if you want me to have your contact information.

Playoff hockey is THEEEEEEE WWOOORRRSSSSTTTT

Monday, May 13th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

GAME 7???? AWAY?? And the Rangers have NEVER won in that situation? Oh. Well, that’s not so stressful at all. GG Washington.

PRINCE ELI COULD ASPLODE!

Monday, March 26th, 2012 by Dawn Summers

DUUUUDDDEE! Why is everything everywhere always trying to kill me?

Damn you past Daaaawwwnnnn….

Thursday, March 15th, 2012 by Dawn Summers

DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!! Wait…um…yeah.

Karma in Buddhism holds that the fate of the soul is determined by its karma, its actions. Every act—whether good or bad, no matter how insignificant—will eventually return to the person who does it.

Most Westerners mistakenly assume the good or bad will come back during this lifetime (“what comes around goes around,” as they say), but karma says that good (and bad) deeds will be rewarded in a future life, not this one. Furthermore, everything bad that happens to you is your own fault; karma says you deserve every moment of pain, anguish, and terror in your life, as you brought it upon yourself by some evil act in an earlier lifetime.

Some clever phrase about whining

Friday, November 4th, 2011 by Dawn Summers

Four days ago I was praising myself for my fiscal diligence! I had managed to get my credit card spending to under a grand a month and I did a little dance in the street.

And then…OY. I’m already at $1500 and THERE’S ONLY BEEN FOUR DAYS IN NOVEMBER!

*Head desk*

I am out of control

Monday, November 29th, 2010 by Dawn Summers

Someone tell me no. Firmly and in a way that I will listen.

FYI

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010 by Dawn Summers

Last night Astin, Em and Chinese Pete took perverse joy in informing me that George Washington, Rosa Parks, Neil Armstong, Bill Gates and Serena Williams were all Canadian.

Yeah.

I KNOW.

#RUDE