Clareified

…one would think I’d be more successful.

Next jersey I get will be his.

DUUUUDDDEEE WHY ARE BRIAN BOYLE JERSEYS TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?? #CRIES

I mean, I do. Just can’t remember why just now.

And now I wonder if that nasty hole-in-his-throat from smoking guy is even real! Grrr!

They are all predictably TERRIBLE!

Here is my movie post about two of the movies nominated on this list: Tree of Life and Bridesmaids

Stanley cup winning goalie snubs President Obama.

When I read this story yesterday, I was immediately furious. I couldn’t quite articulate why, but I think this line in the article NAILS it.

The President didn’t invite Tim Thomas, American citizen and apparent douchebag, to the White House. He invited the Stanley Cup winning Boston Bruins to the White House. Tim Thomas should have shut his stupid beardface piehole, accepted the invitation, stood with his teammates and shook the hand of the President of the United States. That he did not is disgraceful. And he should be deported… to where? I dunno… I haven’t worked all that out yet, I’m still mad.

My one comforting thought is that I KNOW President Obama does not know who the FUCK Tim Thomas is. In fact, I’m kinda pissed off at @astinto and @vinnay for the fact that I do! *Men In Black flashy thingy*

…when the president of the United States invites you and all your teammates to the White House to honor your Stanley Cup championship, you go and represent the team.

On Monday, Thomas instead chose to represent himself.

The reigning Vezina and Conn Smythe winner skipped the White House ceremony, deciding to use a special moment for the organization, the team and its fans to voice his displeasure with the U.S. government.

Thomas posted a message on his Facebook page on Monday night explaining his decision.

“I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People,” the message read. “This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government.

Man survives dueling heart attacks in *both* hearts.

Alternate title: “Selfish woman puts toddler son at risk”

I mean, HONESTLY?! Who leaves their mom’s house to move into a *SHELTER*??? WHO QUITS THEIR JOB?! UGH

APRIL TOTALLY TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THIS LAST WEEK!!! WHY IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME??!!! #NOBFFDAY #NOBFFDAY #NOBFFDAY

Peanut butter shortage hits the nation.