Clareified

My people have our own cigarette flavour?

A rift has opened in the 43-member caucus over a menthol provision in legislation that would enable the Food and Drug Administration to regulate tobacco. To reduce smoking’s appeal to teenagers, the legislation would outlaw flavored cigarettes — except for menthol cigarettes, which are specifically exempted.

With menthol brands making up about 28 percent of the $70 billion American cigarette market, the exemption was seen as a necessary compromise to win broad backing for the legislation.

Husband kidnaps, rapes and stabs his wife after she says she’s leaving.

Well it’s no wonder what with her fucking Matt Damon.

My lord, if you can’t trust a hitman you find on the internet, who can you trust?

President Bush Birthday wish: World Free from the tyranny of terror

New York ranks last among best cities to save money.

in the fiery, fiery pits of hell.

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator with the courtly manner and mossy drawl who turned his hard-edged conservatism against civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Enjoy your beach houses, BBQ and day off and of course, my great nation.

You deny Martha Stewart entry to your country, we deny Boy George entry to ours. Suck it.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Starbucks to shut 600 stores.

Do I have to tell you how much I hate it when Karol is right?