Archive for the 'News & Events' Category

Hold up

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

My people have our own cigarette flavour?

A rift has opened in the 43-member caucus over a menthol provision in legislation that would enable the Food and Drug Administration to regulate tobacco. To reduce smoking’s appeal to teenagers, the legislation would outlaw flavored cigarettes — except for menthol cigarettes, which are specifically exempted.

With menthol brands making up about 28 percent of the $70 billion American cigarette market, the exemption was seen as a necessary compromise to win broad backing for the legislation.

Taking till Death do us part just wee bit seriously

Monday, July 21st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Husband kidnaps, rapes and stabs his wife after she says she’s leaving.

Kimmel and Silverman end romance

Monday, July 14th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Well it’s no wonder what with her fucking Matt Damon.

Woman arrested in conspiracy to kill partner

Friday, July 11th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

My lord, if you can’t trust a hitman you find on the internet, who can you trust?

Well, that just makes my wish for a new 60 inch plasma seem trivial

Monday, July 7th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

President Bush Birthday wish: World Free from the tyranny of terror

We’re number…worst?

Sunday, July 6th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

New York ranks last among best cities to save money.

May white hands receive him…

Saturday, July 5th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

in the fiery, fiery pits of hell.

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator with the courtly manner and mossy drawl who turned his hard-edged conservatism against civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Happy Birthday, America!

Friday, July 4th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

bush
Enjoy your beach houses, BBQ and day off and of course, my great nation.

That’s riiiight

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

You deny Martha Stewart entry to your country, we deny Boy George entry to ours. Suck it.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

She told you so

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Starbucks to shut 600 stores.

Do I have to tell you how much I hate it when Karol is right?