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Mets are undefeated!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 by Dawn Summers

“Who doesn’t want to have Santana on their ball club?” said Carlos Beltrán, who had two doubles and scored the Mets’ first run. “We feel blessed.”

It was a small dose of revenge, about six months too late, for how the Marlins marched into Shea Stadium last Sept. 30 and thrashed the Mets in the regular-season finale, an agonizing coda to a miserable two and a half weeks. Throughout spring training, on days when Santana started, he would invariably play down his role by repeating this mantra: he was not going to do anything crazy, he was only there to pitch. If what he offered Monday was nothing crazy — seven innings, two runs, three hits, eight strikeouts — the Mets will take that every time.

So, too, apparently, would the Mets fans here. As Santana walked toward the dugout after throwing his 100th and final pitch of the day, finishing off a swinging strikeout of Matt Treanor, they stood and hailed their new ace: St. Johan.

Mets in aught eight

Noooo, not Gomez!!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Sigh. But at least we’re finally getting a decent pitcher. I miss Gomez already.

Turnabout? Fairplay

Monday, October 8th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I would like to offer my heartfelt condolences to the Yankees fans out there. Dude, and I so typed that with a straight face.

I promise.

No laughing. None.

I even called my mom and that conversation went something like:

Me: So your Yankees lost.
My mom: They got further than the Mets!
Me: So? If you’re not going to win the World Series you might as well start your vacation as soon as possible. The Mets are GENIUSES!

Dear mofo bastards on myspace,

Monday, October 1st, 2007 by Dawn Summers

What? The Mets didn’t make the playoffs?

No way! Thanks for the heads up.

DIAF,

Dawn Summers

Quote of the Day

Monday, October 1st, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“Reality check: NY produced two 2nd place teams this year, but only one team is happy about it. “ - My hero Charlie

My mother’s competitiveness sucks the joy out of Mets fans

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“Hahahahhaha. What happened to the Mets? Weren’t they in first place all along? Hahahahhha. That’s what people get for spending a whole lot of money on jerseys for a loser team. If you had bought a Yankees’ jersey, you could wear it proudly instead of hiding it in shame. Hahahahahahaha” -my mother. That’s right, trash talked by my mom. What up?

I’ll be doing the Tuffel Shuffel in my room, if anyone’s looking for me.

Quote of the Day

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“Poor Kearns” -Karol

First place team says…

Friday, September 28th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Hey, we’ve got company.

Hold ‘em!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Philly loses. Five more to go.

That’s right…Mets suck

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Plenty, however, was said — yet no speech, no matter how impassioned, could rouse the Mets to play a full nine innings of solid baseball. Their latest loss, 9-8 to the Washington Nationals, came after they frittered away three separate four-run leads, which undermined their feisty comeback in the ninth.

What up?