Clareified

Seriously, hysterical.

WHO KNEW? Not me.

But before you readily agree, I warn you, that anyone admitting to knowing about this website AND NOT TELLING ME is SO gonna Buforded.

Also, I’m gonna be all #races and assume Petitedov is related to the first one.

*whistles*

via @vinNay

OrangeYouGlad (the company co-founded by our very own Mary!) is having an event to benefit the NYC Food Bank.

It’s a draw-a-thon where folks can donate $20 or more and talented illustrators will draw the donor’s favorite food. (I’m guessing Mary’s favorite food might be… bacon? (HAHAHAHAHA – Ed.) )

OH MY GOSH! YOU GUYS!!! Alceste and Dawn 2 stayed with me this weekend because they had no power in their apartment due to Superstorm Sandy. Anyway, they left some turkey bacon behind in my fridge. So, I’m kinda hungry on Sunday night… watching my stoopid Giants pick (and my lock on first place in the pick em pool) go down in flames, when I decide to fry some up.

O_o

Turkey bacon is the worst food on the face of the planet. We should be dropping crates filled with turkey bacon on our enemies to show them we mean BUSINESS! It almost killed me.

Oh… but I digress… so GO bid on drawings (not drawings of turkey bacon, that would be DISGUSTING) The money goes directly to the NYC Food Bank and OrangeYouGlad is absorbing the cost for sending the illustrations out to the donors.

Back again:

Alceste drove us home while I sweated out the hockey game in the backseat. And even though the Leaves tried their hardest to ruin my whole life, Captain Cally bailed the Rangers the hell out and no one had to jump out of a moving car on the Garden State Parkway.

Whew.

It was an exciting weekend of hockey and poker. I saw the Rangers lose again at MSG, sadface. But then had a “the whole car won” trip to AC, happyface. Speaking of which, my coworkers’s husband gave her a note to give me this morning.

It read: Hi Kim’s friend, You are banned from attending anymore Rangers’ games.

Valid.

Apparently, all I do now is read Snaps’ facebook posts, here’s another goody.

I guess it’s my own fault for not remembering that Mary only blogs consistently one time of the year: October.

Why? Because she isn’t just called Scary Mary because it rhymes.

Seriously, go on… click that link. I double dog dare you.

HA! Chicken!

Anyhoo… Scary Mary is more than mid way through this year’s Halloween themed madness: scariest characters in television and movies (I refuse to call it “Telly” because my forefathers shot muskets in the faces of the dang dirty British, so I could call it TV like a good American. What? Yeah, so apparently Sarah Palin and I took the same American history class in high school. What of it?! SEXISTS!)

Anyway, go catch up with the monster mash over on the Loony net.

She hasn’t hit any of my scariest yet… though that little boy from the Twilight Zone is pretty darn freaky.

#Races

Maths even Dawn can do.