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Good thing I have a broken moral compass to compensate for my short, stumpy arms.

via Karol

Years ago, in the absence of a life of my own, I decided I’d follow Karol around because sitting in bars and writing in notebooks struck me as more interesting than whatever I was doing. But now! Now, I’m so stalking Ari.

We bullshit for a few minutes and then I tell her I was actually calling for Evan’s doctorly advice.

“Is he around for a sec?”
“No… he’s been fucking a slut for the past year and I kicked him out. He hasn’t talked to the kids in 6 months. Wanna know why?” Uhm… no. NO. I want to know any more of any of this. I almost want chemo right now because the poison might just burn that last minute or so out of my brain for all eternity and wouldn’t that be nice?

Oh, and how is it possible that while the O.C. season two was the worst piece of crap ever to be aired in the history of television, season three is WORSE?

And um…yeah…so wonder what Ari’s cheating friend is up to?

I’ve got enough problems.

If there’s anyone out there who has a blog and links to Clareified and would like to get some link love back, send me an email or comment to this post. Actually, just comment to this post.

Except I do it so I can track down alibi witnesses in case I’m falsely accused of a crime…doing it so you can report a crime is just crazy.

I have fallen absolutely in love with the some ecards site. Mostly because their motto “when you care enough to hit send,” makes me giggle every time.

These are my favorite cards of the…well, I don’t know how often the site is updated and I kinda just found it yesterday…so of the day?

Um…math?

via Ugarles

via nmn

As they say: read the whole thing.

I don’t expect that generosity to be always be reciproated tit for tat. There have been times that I’ve had to rely on my friends when I was going through some rough patches. But hopefully my friends know that I would do the same for them in a heartbeat.

Here’s the rub. I *do* have some expectations of my friends. The first and foremost of which is honesty. That is one of the virtues that doesn’t require any skill or any personal net worth - it just requires purity of thought, purity of heart and purity of deed. Although it may be difficult for me to hear it, there are times when my friends need to call me out on my bullshit. I don’t need a merry band of sycophants following me around. Similarly, if a friend tells me that s/he is going to do something, I expect that such thing will be done (absent unforeseen intervening circumstances).

Early in my blogging career I used to write about what I liar I was and how great a thing that was. Well, I have subsequently found out that not only am I not that great a liar at all –turns out I’m downright transparent — but I despise liars above all things. It’s why that De La Vega quote about getting rid of someone with the truth being better than keeping them with a lie resonated with me. I’m sure there are things I will rather not hear and I’m sure I’ll be resentful, but if I discover lies –when I discover lies — vaffles.

And manages to call me fat and an ass. Good to know moving out West hasn’t changed him.