Clareified

A whole story about what (mostly) visitors from other countries find surprising about (mostly) America.

(I do believe there’s an entry from Jamie Moreno about Canada and another lady about Toronto. Dude. Two different countries.)

Here it is. My favorite is the one about the country where there’s no such thing as dog food. I think of all the “surprises,” this might be the only one I might be ashamed of… but not even really. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! (What? We pledge allegiance in day care! Whatdya expect?)

I promptly knocked my coffee cup over in agreement.

Mary had made delicious, delicious birthday cupcakes, so at around 11, I was like “can we leave now? The cupcakes are calling us.”

I, of course, stayed for one “last hand” and laughed when it was AsKs. Oh, this is such a recipe for a stacking. I raised, missed the flop and folded. But it was a good day.

We spent the night eating cupcakes and talking about Game of Thrones. Apparently, even though I’ve read the books and watch the show, I have NO idea what is happening. Alceste, on the other hand, is a savant! He knows EVERYTHING! Martin should hire him to write the next two.

Read the whole thing… if you want…

I also like the bloggess’ site a lot.

I’ve decided that the writing style of these pieces is what makes this site awesome.

Then I decided that all news articles and textbooks should be written in the same style.

Just because I call everybody Dawn hating racists and throw bees at them, I’M THE PSYCHOPATH???! NU-UH! YOU’RE THE PSYCHOPATH CRACKED.COM!

…but I’m using ALLLLUUUUHHHHHHHDDDDEEEEEMMMM

SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHH.

How ON EARTH is firing two guns NOT better than firing one??? HMPH!!

so I can be like the Mosi

This story is bananas!

Poor Australian guy! Poor gas company guy! Poor Iwo Jima guy!