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I answered: Put the fifth kid in the basket.

That’s sorta the answer.

A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

Knowing VinNay got me three points *easy*!

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My name is Dawn. I have two friends whose names are also Dawn. Except that spell it funny, like Dawni. Weird.
The two Dawnis have back to back birthdays. So I’m all buying their presents today and have this hilarious conversation with the lovely sales representative on the phone:

SR: I need a name for the card.
Me: Dawn
SR: Not the recipient, the sender.
Me: Yeah, I know. Dawn. D-a-w-n.
SR: Do you mean D-a-w-n-i?
Me: Nope.
SR: Should I also change the recipient name to D-a-w-n?
Me: Nope.
SR: Okay, anything else?
Me: Yes, I would also like to send one to be delivered on Sunday to Dawn.
SR: Instead of Saturday?
Me: No. This is a different one.
SR: To Dawn also?
Me: Well, yes, but she has a different last name and lives in Arizona.
SR: And who’s it from?
Me: Dawn. No i.
SR: You?
Me: Yes.

I blog this now because I know she’s going to screw this up and I want it known that it isn’t my fault if one Dawn gets two presents. Or they both get presents on Saturday. Or Sunday. Or frankly Friday. Or if their names are spelled wrong.

Not. My. Fault.

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Though given what I had to go through to get these results, I’m probably closer to 97% dumb.

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I. Have. The. Worst. Backgammon. Luck. Ever. Only Matusow knows.

What did Dawn Summers do on the day she lost flying from New York to Australia? PG blog people, PG blog.

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There I was, all in the midst of the worst day ever, and then I get this in my comment section and giggle my head off.

Okay, now you’re my number three worst enemy.

I hate backgammon and everything it stands for.