Clareified

“Never allow someone to be your priority while you’re just their option.” -Marcia

” It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly”, indeed 100 days into Obama’s presidency…. Swine flu.”-Tyson

I’m guessing they’re only half right because President Obama is only half black.

Fiona likes that Stringer Bell is on “The Office” and also the fact that he is basically the same character as on “The Wire.”

Newsweek article re: facebook.

That’s it. This facebook thing has gone too far!!! First, all of my elementary school classmates have found each other and then they started posting class photos from like Ms. Weinberg’s third grade class…now this from our second grade play:

I believe we were singing putting on the Ritz in this number…though I remembered that number having top hats and canes…
Nothing is ever gone forever!!! NOTHING!!!! And why am I reprinting this here? Um…mmmiunno….I’m nutz.
I can’t believe the whole of P.S. 235′s class of 1986 is on FACEBOOK!!! Rando!!!

I’m ashamed I didn’t come up with this holiday myself.

This article is a pretty good primer on the best social networking site in all the world: facebook. But they fall waaaay short with this nugget of BAD advice:

Folks often use the feature to concisely and quickly inform their friends of personal goings on (“John Doe is now happily married to Jane.”), current events (“Jane Doe is excited about the outcome of the Alabama-LSU game!”) and – of course – non-sequiturs (“John Doe is a maniac, a maniac on the floor.”) While friends’ Status updates can be fun to read, their humor decreases as their frequency increases. We don’t need to know about your every move; one update every few days is certainly sufficient. And please keep your Status updates at least relatively interesting. Nobody cares to read: “John Doe is going to take a nap.”

Dude, if you’re not updating your status at least six times a week, you’re doing it wrong. Oh, and Gib, I suggest you join facebook and quick!

via Karol

Actually, I suggest you all join facebook and friend me, but don’t friend Karol. Or Ugarles. No friending Karol or Ugarles.

Note from girl I went to elementary school with:

Hi Dawn! I found our 3rd grade picture tonight…

Shudder.

Aww, who am I kidding? I was adorable! Facebook is awesome!

Facebook is down. So you guys will have to endure my status update:

Dawn Summers is rabbit rabbit!

Note from boy I went to elementary school with: Who did that girl with the pretty smile (that i snuck a fifth grade report card to…LOL) become?

That’s me! That’s me!