Clareified

Why is Dawn Summers tagging photos for facebook instead of going to bed or preparing for her interview tomorrow?

This is so me. And not the guy answering the door either. Yeah…I’m that other guy. The one knocking. The one that knows that we didn’t like each other in school but will still add you as a friend. What? I have a facebook problem. And their names are Karol and Ugarles. So until I have more facebook friends than Karol and Ugarles I will keep knocking on your door dammit!!! ADDDDDD MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I don’t poke anymore, though. Or play Scrabulous.

But, as soon as I understand what the hell is going on in Scramble, we might be playing that.

And I might throw sheep. Yes, we’re looking at you pearatty.

ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

via Karol

Lola: Is this a new low?
Me: What? Writing on each other’s facebook walls while we’re sitting in the same livingroom? Probably.

Lola: Honey, you have to confirm me as your spouse on facebook.
Polo: Sweetie, I thought we got a document five years ago that says that.
Lola: It doesn’t count, unless it says it on facebook!

New Facebook group:

Group Info Name: I Went To a Small, Expensive, and Snobbish Private School

Description: Our school had a coat of arms and a very intersting latin motto.

We’re mostly from the East Coast near a large city. During high school we knew everyone’s buisness, we knew exactly what went down every Saturday night. The linkages drawn through hook-ups touched just about everyone outside of the band kid.

People drove sport utility vehicles, or Saabs. They drove REALLY fast in the parking lot because that was COOL. However because of the fast driving, and because our classmates frequently drove stoned, high or drunk, there were accidents on a weekly basis. Many kids wrecked three cars in their high school years.

Almost always there was a chapel or a chapel-like place. We would go there to listen to very interesting talks, but mostly to sleep.

Diversity was loudly proclaimed, but minorities were obviously a token presence.

Lacrosse was the most popular sport, and a lot of kids played football. However despite the tough talk the teams were never very good. The kids who still play sports in college probably row.

Boys sometimes ordered things from Lilly Pulitzer, but in that unique prep school social dynamic this usually made them MORE rather than LESS cool.

Yeah we wore blazers, yeah we wore ties, yeah we led really sheltered lives, but by god we were cool and we knew it!

That is all.