Clareified

Butternuts, who actually conceived of and named this blog, has suggested that I get a Youtube channel! (Peter has also brilliantly decreed that it be called clareifeyes! Ha!) Now, I have long been itching to go viral…but who would be my cameraman…how would I maintain my carefully protected honor and dignity? Hmm.

What would you want to see on my youtube channel? My strictly rated G channel. Ooh, maybe I’ll videotape me watching Patriots games. Or Zac Ephron movies. Oh, and I had this idea where I reenact famous scenes from movies. But like just by myself. In my apartment. No, no, don’t worry, I am that good. Oh, and today I did some really good twitter work. Wow. Someone nominate me for a black twitter award. Or a chick twitter award.

So I logged on to facebook yesterday to find this girl I went to law school with defriended* me. Now, I haven’t seen this woman in years and certainly not since we became facebook friends last year or the year before, so I couldn’t have done anything *personally* to anger her. So what’s the dealio? Does she not enjoy my six times a day witty facebook status banter? Is it a facebook software glitch? Should I even bother trying to find out? I definitely only care in that abstract way of if she did defriend me on purpose cause of something I did, I want to be able to brag about it and put it in my big book of ways that I am so awesome. And of course start to say bad things about her on my blogs.

What? She would have it coming. Everyone knows that I am the nicest person on the planet, so if you’ve got beef with the nicest person on the planet, what kind of harpy faced monster must you be?

*76% sure she defriended me, it’s, therefore 24% we were never facebook friends and all I have to do is add her.

You catch a friend in a blatant lie, let it go or confront?

If you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents were also brother and sister would you break up with him/her?

If you found out your boyfriend’s father killed his mother (Girlfriend’s mother killed her father), would you break up with her/him?

My answers are yes and yes. Probably wouldn’t say these were the reasons for the breakup, but they would be.

I pick up the Professor in the morning. What do I say to “my guy” on the occasion of never stepping foot over there again?

Does anyone have suggestions for a first date for 17-year-olds on what is supposed to be a rainy Friday in Manhattan? Keep it clean peeps. And evidently, Manhattan doesn’t have an indoor mini golf range….who knew? Oh, I’ve already got “dinner and movie,” anything else? oh and I’ve heard “bowling.”

So my current game is against a lady that has been delayed due to the storm. Under the rules if she doesn’t get here in the next twenty five minutes, I win. The director has requested that in the spirit of…er…goodwill or something, I agree to play a makeup game with her instead of taking my win. Now, this is the same director that when I just asked him if I can go back to my room and be called if my opponent shows in the next twenty-five minutes was all “No, I can’t be responsible for that. Just stay here.” (Yah cause “directing” a Scrabble tournament is SOOO taxing.) So what do guys say I do? I am currently 1-2. 2-2 sounds pretty good to me and it’s not like I got cut any slack when I overslept and showed up to a tournament 26 minutes late missing my windown by ONE minute. Of course, I will likely become the story of legends if I refuse to play…and not one of the good legends either…

What was your nickname in elementary/junior high school. You know, the one where the kids took your real name and mangled it into Step On Me or Clare de Loon (actually that one was my science teacher’s contribution to making eighth grade suck. Thanks Mr. Devyatface.)

What did Dawn respond to that guy?

Anytime I hear Zombie by the Cranberries, it is Winter 1994 again and I’m sitting on the floor of my best friend’s Princeton dorm room and we’re arguing about who has to leave the warm comfiness of the room to go outside and get food.

Do you guys have any memory triggering songs?