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Archive for the 'Animals Attack' Category

Shark saves girl from drowning

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

By eating her.

One shark, one girl

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Two pieces.

Cow kills man

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Again, I’m not kidding.

via @allthingsjen

Turtle kills woman

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

No, really.

I’m still self censoring…

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013 by Dawn Summers

…soo… Tigers kill man trying to feed them.

Night…

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

…mare

Swan drowns man

Thursday, June 20th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

A continuing series…

But they don’t hear me though

Wednesday, June 19th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Six-year-old killed by uncle’s dog.

I’ll eventually write about what I really want to write about…

Tuesday, June 18th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

… but until then, I’ll keep posting results of my google searches for murderous animals.

Like cats.

Bear mauls Alaskan man

Monday, June 17th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

My favorite part of this story, and there were a couple, is that the man could face charges. GOL.

*Growls out loud*

Obviously.

Not that *I’M* a bear.

WHAT? Could a bear do this? *does something a bear couldn’t do*

(Unless I were a bear, in which case, then, I did something a bear could do. But I’m not a bear.)

I’m not.

A bear.

Not.