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Archive for June, 2013

Have a good weekend

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin’ away
Beating like a drum and it’s coming your way
Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?

Anthony Weiner says “polls go up, polls go down”…

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

“…poles get photographed and published on twitter.”

Wait…so…um…

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Just because I call everybody Dawn hating racists and throw bees at them, I’M THE PSYCHOPATH???! NU-UH! YOU’RE THE PSYCHOPATH CRACKED.COM!

Night…

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

…mare

I forget how many eyes are in the word sigh…

Friday, June 28th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

…but I’m using ALLLLUUUUHHHHHHHDDDDEEEEEMMMM

SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHH.

Aaron Hernandez held without bail on murder charges

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

MURDER! JAYSUS.

Why would a multi millionaire star athlete go around murdering? Or accessory murdering or proximity murdering?

Also, the Patriots fired him.

Now cracked.com is pissing me off

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

How ON EARTH is firing two guns NOT better than firing one??? HMPH!!

Now I want to go to South Korea

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

so I can be like the Mosi

Tuesday Tunes

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Then her auntie came over
Skinny bitch with no shoulders
Tellin’ you that I’m bogus
Bitch you don’t even know us
“Baby girl, he’s a loner
Baby girl, he’s a loner
Late night organ donor
After that he disown ya
After that he’s just hopeless
Soul mates become soulless
When he’s sober it’s over”
And bitch, I’m back out my coma

Cracked.com does it again!

Monday, June 24th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

This story is bananas!

Poor Australian guy! Poor gas company guy! Poor Iwo Jima guy!