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Those days are gone forever; I should just let 'em go but…

Best. Random. Post. Ever.

All forty three men to ever hold the title President of the United States in a knife battle to the death:

WHO YOU TAKING?

I immediately said Andrew Jackson. The author almost agrees. He thinks Teddy would take down Jackson in the final showdown. I still say, nah. I also love his analysis on both the Presidents Bush and Richard Nixon.

via Matt

7 Responses to “Best. Random. Post. Ever.”

  1. VinNay Says:

    #TeamTeddy

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Nah, Teddy gets mortally wounded trying to defend FDR from Lincoln’s blade. He survives for a while longer, but no way is it enough to overcome Andrew’s pure skill and bloodlust!

  3. Pdov Says:

    This reminds me of this:
    http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Aww, now I feel bad for all the bad things I always say about John F Kennedy. Sorta. But, of course, your comment reminded me of THIS:

    hahahahaahahahahhahaahhaahahha

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  6. Pdov Says:

    I feel it should be required watching every President’s day.

  7. Tae Says:

    I love all of this so much. The post, Pdov’s link, and the video. I’m having the best hour I’ve had in a long time.

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