Best. Random. Post. Ever.
All forty three men to ever hold the title President of the United States in a knife battle to the death:
WHO YOU TAKING?
I immediately said Andrew Jackson. The author almost agrees. He thinks Teddy would take down Jackson in the final showdown. I still say, nah. I also love his analysis on both the Presidents Bush and Richard Nixon.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:58 am
#TeamTeddy
February 18th, 2013 at 11:04 am
Nah, Teddy gets mortally wounded trying to defend FDR from Lincoln’s blade. He survives for a while longer, but no way is it enough to overcome Andrew’s pure skill and bloodlust!
February 18th, 2013 at 4:29 pm
This reminds me of this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html
February 18th, 2013 at 5:02 pm
Aww, now I feel bad for all the bad things I always say about John F Kennedy. Sorta. But, of course, your comment reminded me of THIS:
hahahahaahahahahhahaahhaahahha
February 18th, 2013 at 5:03 pm
NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
February 18th, 2013 at 10:32 pm
I feel it should be required watching every President’s day.
February 19th, 2013 at 2:18 pm
I love all of this so much. The post, Pdov’s link, and the video. I’m having the best hour I’ve had in a long time.