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What does black have to do with it?

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

It’s been one year since 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was killed walking home from the grocery store. I won’t recount the story because I’m sure most people know it by now. But do you know who Jordan Davis is?

Davis, 17, was in car with his friends listening to music, when a man parked alongside them, said their music was too loud and asked them to turn it down. They said no. An argument ensued and then the man opened fire on the kids in the van, killing Davis.

I was in Miami when Michael Dunn was arrested and I remember an interview with Jordan’s dad. The reporter asked him if he thought Michael Dunn was racist and Jordan’s dad said no. He said he didn’t think his son was killed because he was black, he was killed because Michael Dunn was angry about the loud music and that anger led him to use his gun. Two things struck me about the exchange. First, why is a parent of a dead kid being asked why the killer shot his son. Second, why was Mr. Davis working so hard to avoid the obvious? Grief is a funny thing and the media spotlight even funnier, so I didn’t really think about it anymore. Plus, I was in Miami. Deep thoughts don’t happen in Miami.

But yesterday, I was having a discussion about whether the whole “The Onion called a nine-year-old a cunt” thing wasn’t really just blown out of proportion. After asking if it was cool that this child’s parents will now have to explain to her what that word means and why some anonymous fucktard, who has never met her, would call her that. And pointing out that now whenever this kid googles the coolest night of her life THAT is what she will see, I responded with witty sarcastic comments, interspersed with a string of well placed expletives. At the end of which, I was met with “well, but what does her being black have to do with it?”

I didn’t reply, but the question immediately reminded me of that interview I had watched in Miami. So I went to my good friend google and ran some searches.

“Teens killed by adults under stand your ground laws.”

I went through about a 100 articles, but didn’t find any instances of an adult killing a non black child under the expansive self-defense doctrine.

Then I ran a search for: “Child Oscar nominees”

This also netted some interesting “what does black have to do with it” results.

A couple of days before the Oscars Snaps linked to an article calling it “the best thing” he read that DAY.

Now, Snaps is a two time published author, so I clicked on the link, and after determining that, in fact, there were NO pictures of animals dressed or acting like humans, I started to read.

After reading for a few minutes, I arrived at this gem:

I also don’t vote for anyone whose name I can’t pronounce. Quvez—? Quzen—? Quyzenay? Her parents really put her in a hole by giving her that name — Alphabet Wallis.

O_o

What’s that now?

An anonymous “Hollywood insider” has just written, he’s not considering this child, whose parents have put her in some kind of hole, even though she is the youngest nominee ever for one of our country’s top acting prizes, because of her name. Which *he* can’t pronounce because evidently his google or TV is broken. Her name was read aloud when she was nominated. LOOK IT THE FUCK UP. Meanwhile, this douchnozzle probably drives his own precious children, Siobhan and Chloe, to soccer practice every weekend. (Also, he awesomely then praises Joaquin Phoenix in the next paragraph. Mmmhmm, guess he HAD to learn to pronounce Spanish names to converse with his…nevermind, back to “what’s black got to do with it?”)

Well, Quvenzhané Wallis is a hard name, never has the Academy nominated a person whose name was…
Gérard Depardieu
Massimo Troisi
Demián Bichir
Javier Bardem
Geneviève Bujold
Renée Zellweger
Saoirse Ronan
Quentin Taratino
or his movie Django Unchained

But yeah, okay, let’s call this girl “Alphabet” because that’s hilarious.

Then never mind all the red carpet reporters calling her “Little Q” or “Annie,” because, you know, that’ll be her next role, thanks to the braintrust at the Onion, the number one google result for this child’s name is some article about her being called a cunt.

Awesome.

The host of a popular hockey radio show said he lost faith in humanity when the Onion is forced to apologize for its “hilarious” joke. I kid you not. He called it HILARIOUS. Defenders said “lighten up” it’s “satire” it wasn’t about her it’s about “cattiness in Hollywood.” My God, can’t you take a joke.

So, let’s see, she doesn’t get a vote because her parents put her in a hole (UGH It’s a JOKE, he was being FUNNY); Let’s refer to her as “Little Q” or Annie AND, HOLD UP, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS HILARIOUS? HAHAHA THAT CUNT LOST!

GET. THEEEEEE. EEENNNTTTIIIRRREEEEEEE. FUCK. OUTTA. HERE.

ENTIRELY.

You know what I googled next?

“Oscar and Hailee Steinfeld”

“Oscar and Saoirse Ronan ”

“Oscar and Anna Paquin”

“Oscar and Abigail Breslin”

All of them were Oscar nominees under the age of 16.
Do you know how many anonymous shots were taken at them due to their name? Do you know how many times an anonymous dipshit called them a cunt? NONE.

I KNOW!

I was surprised too!

What. Does. Black. Have. To. Do. With. It.

As I turned this post over in my mind, I also came across these two stories: 16-year-old white model, made up in blackface for “African Queen” editorial in a fashion magazine.

And an Orthodox Jewish politician IN *Brooklyn* New York wore blackface to complete his “black basketball player” costume.

The assemblyman, Dov Hikind, a Democrat and a longtime power broker in the Orthodox Jewish community, wore an Afro wig, brown makeup, an orange jersey and sunglasses as part of a costume that he said represented a “black basketball player.” But on Monday morning, after The New York Observer published an article about the costume, Mr. Hikind found himself at the center of a firestorm. He initially brushed off the attention, writing on his blog that it was a product of “political correctness to the absurd” and adding, “There is not a prejudiced bone in my body.”

“A lot of people just don’t realize, on Purim, in a sense, forgive me for saying this, you do crazy stuff,” he added. “It’s not done, God forbid, to laugh, to mock, to hurt, to pain anyone.”

But Mr. Hikind said he had learned a lesson from the blackface episode.

“Next year I was thinking I’d be an Indian,” he said. “But you know, I’ve changed my mind about that. I don’t think that’s a good idea. Somebody will be offended.”

This morning he issued one of those “if you were offended” I apologize, apologies.

Oh my gosh, isn’t that so funny! HA HA HA Look at me I’m a “black basketball guy”! (Anyone else curious if there’s video of the party? Mmm)

Fuck. Him.

Fuck Numero magazine.

“Black basketball player guy” isn’t a fucking afro wig. Being a black girl isn’t bronzer.

These are black basketball guys wearing hoodies in the memory of a 17-year-old shot to death cause he “looked suspicious”

When you’re a real little black girl, you get called a cunt in national publications AND PEOPLE THINK IT’S HILARIOUS!

Real black boys and girls make up about two-fifths of the missing children in the FBI database, AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

Can you imagine that there actually is an organization called “Black & Missing” because around five years ago, someone finally figured out no one else ever would give a shit?

So what does black have to do with it? I don’t know. You tell me.

Tuesday Tunes

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

So you sought an enemy

(I’m not your enemy)

Like times before, to mock ignorantly

(He lives in you, you know it’s true)

(But the Lord said love your enemy so just)

Take heed to the Word, it’s time

Check Proverbs 19:29, don’t cry

Tuesday Tunes

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Governor Cuomo to America:

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

You keep your White House, I’m good.

RIP Mindy McCready

Monday, February 18th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Country singer found dead in an apparent suicide.

Best. Random. Post. Ever.

Monday, February 18th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

All forty three men to ever hold the title President of the United States in a knife battle to the death:

WHO YOU TAKING?

I immediately said Andrew Jackson. The author almost agrees. He thinks Teddy would take down Jackson in the final showdown. I still say, nah. I also love his analysis on both the Presidents Bush and Richard Nixon.

via Matt

Tuesday Tunes

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

…and I promise you, I’m doing the best I can
Now some days they last…longer than others,
but this day, by the lake went too fast

My brain works funny

Friday, February 8th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

I answered: Put the fifth kid in the basket.

That’s sorta the answer.

A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

Really white rabbit?

Thursday, February 7th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

REALLY? Also, the family’s name *is* Black?

I love the Onion

Thursday, February 7th, 2013 by Dawn Summers

Also, this is my stance. LOL.

“I wouldn’t mind if federal officials blew up other citizens and claimed it was in the name of my safety. But it’s just that when it comes to me, I guess I’d rather not be slaughtered by my own elected officials on charges that never have to be validated by any accountable authority. This is tough.” While most Americans expressed conflicted feelings regarding the memo, the poll also found that 28 percent of citizens were unequivocally in favor of being obliterated at any point, for any reason, in a massive airstrike.