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Not so random thought

So, you know how *I* invented Taylor Tuesdays, right?

AND not so random thoughts?

Okay, good. Just checking. (And shut up, VinNay, I’m totally over it and not dwelling. You’re dwelling.)

OH, but awesome story about being a mature not dwelling adult:

I was reading twitter and I saw a link about a thing THAT I INVENTED being bandied about and when I clicked the link, I saw that I was given no credit at all.

Of course, being the mature adult that I am, I published a series of subtweets and threw a temper tantrum. But then, when I realized there is no way I could prove that I invented the thing, and well, even if I could, it’s not like it was the polio vaccine or anything, so whatever. But I was riled up and couldn’t focus, so I went downstairs to get lunch, but the deli was out of hamburgers. (Yeah, let THAT settle for a minute) NOW I’m doubly annoyed because not only did I not get credit for not inventing the polio vaccine, but now, NO hamburgers!

Anyway, I go to the bathroom, because I had decided no sense going in the office when I would soon be standing around at the deli waiting for them to grill my hamburger and I totally had to go. So, I walk into the bathroom and RIGHT ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL IS A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL! AND SOME CHANGE!

So, the way I figure it, the universe has paid me twenty dollars for not inventing a polio vaccine!

And now I’m over it and shan’t speak of it again.

*throws stapler*

(ALSO INVENTED BY ME!) #RUUUUDDDEEEE (That I may have stolen from Stephanie on Full House)

3 Responses to “Not so random thought”

  1. Grange95 Says:

    Who goes to a deli for hamburgers?? That’s like going to the dentist for a handjob.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Wait…what? Where do YOU go for your handjobs?

  3. Grange95 Says:

    Like most decent Americans, I go to Applebee’s.

    (NOTE: I haven’t been to an Applebee’s in over a decade.)

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