I would say rabbit, rabbit — but seeing as how the guy who taught me that is currently dead, I’m, let’s say, unconvinced about how lucky it is.
Man, I’ve missed blogging. I don’t even know what really happened to prompt my absence. I’ve been having a great time enjoying funemployment (why does my computer keep trying to autocorrect that to “unemployment?” RUDE. It’s been A BLAST! I go to baseball games and Atlantic City and oh man, all sorts of awesome fun things, so no one need worry about me at all. Dawn Summers is living up these last days of whatever age I am now!)
So, one of my favorite twitter personalities, Jamilah, started a “28 days of awesome” project in honor of her number of name days and I thought that was a great idea! Of course, I’d have to do a few more than 28 posts about awesome, like one or two or eight, shut your faces, plus, I’ve learned my lesson about being too revealy on my blog, but I thought a 31 day project in July would be a great endeavor.
Thus… I decided on 31 days without spending money. It would address my funemployment issues AND highlight how all the best things in life are free.
Of course, I found myself walking the streets of Brooklyn at 5:30 this morning choreographing my “Call Me Maybe” dance number (again, shut your faces). As I stood at the busstop waiting and waiting, the scent from a bakery wafted by my nose. So… sigh. I ended up buying a bagel. And some juice. And a cereal. And then when I got home, I went on an amazon.com shopping spree.
I’m THE WORST.