Where does the good go

Clare de June


I had a weird science teacher in eighth grade who used to insist on calling me Clare de loon. No idea why or why I just thought of that… but there it is.

Other random fact about that dude, no two random facts, he used to always point to that Dove soap commercial that said “99 percent pure” and ask “pure what?” That totally blew 12-year-old my mind. Then, in teaching us about how airplanes stay in flight, he used to say: imagine monsters jumping out the back and as they pushed themselves off, they were, at the same time, pushing the plane forward. I’m not kidding. He would draw chalk planes and chalk monsters with arrows indicating that they were jumping out the back. The monsters had big hairy feet. That totally made me scared of airplanes and, frankly, monsters.

Anyway, so movies. All I do these days is watch movies and read A Song of Fire and Ice books. So, in the spirit of both those things, here is the longest movie review in
history. Ready? Okay.

As you know, in preparation for the premiere of Prometheus, I decided to watch all the Alien movies and, by extension, all the Predator movies:

Alien v. Predator WAS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER MADE! Wait, wait, I know what you’re thinking “but what about The Godfather or Gone with the Wind?” Those movies are PUKE compared to Alien v. Predator. First, there are ALIENS. Second, there are Predators. AND JUST WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO BURST FROM THE AWESOMENESS OF THAT: THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!! Sorry, I fainted for a second there. Also, Alien v. Predator has the way most kickass ending EVER. Plus, a black woman is the hero, so… #races

Aliens v. Predator 2 on the other hand…groan, I don’t even remember the plot or the setting, I tried to look it up, but my computer crashed and I’m taking that as a sign. If your movie is not memorable, when you have such awesome elements to work with, you fail.

Similarly, Predators, the sequel to Predator 2, was BORRIBLE. No typo. Horrible with a b. BBBOOORRRIIIBBBLLLEE. I don’t know why Adrien Brody was in this damn movie, doesn’t he have an Oscar? Nor do I know why Topher Grace was in this movie, doesn’t he have a shitton of syndication money?? Arrrgghhh SOOOO BAD. It takes place on some planet where the humans have been zapped to in order to prove their predatoriness against the best predators in the universe. Snooze.

So, now we come to the movie I did this all for: Prometheus. First off, I did something I try not to do, I read a review of this movie before I sat down to write this and it was so spot on, I just want to steal everything that guy said. Instead, I’ll link to it. I didn’t think the movie was bad when I saw it, it wasn’t great (WAY BETTER THAN ALIENS) but after reading that review, I can’t saw anything good about the movie now. There is no need to spend money in a movie theater on this. I saw it in IMAX 3D, though, so I guess that was cool. But the story is MEH. The characters are retarded and well, just click that link. Meh.

While I was at the movie theater…

Read the whole thing

79 Responses to “Clare de June”

  1. successful potty training Says:

    A fascinating discussion is worth comment. I do think that you need to
    write more about this issue, it might not be a taboo subject but usually people do not
    discuss such subjects. To the next! Kind regards!!

  2. affordable Website design Says:

    Incredible points. Solid arguments. Keep up the good work.

    Look into my blog post … affordable Website design

  3. google Says:

    Pretty! This has been an incredibly wonderful post.
    Thank you for supplying this information.

    Take a look at my web page … google

  4. Says:

    We’re very pleased to explain how we have have the perfect research equipment,
    to create hunting folks determined by pursuits, geographical location easy!
    Additionally you can search singles according to lifestyle gender, preferences, age and religion ethnic background and so forth.

  5. qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu télécharger gratuitement Says:

    Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
    You clearly know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us
    something informative to read?

  6. super car wallpaper Says:

    I was recommended this website via my cousin. I am
    now not certain whether or not this put up is
    written by him as nobody else realize such certain about my
    trouble. You are incredible! Thanks!

  7. business strategy Says:

    I’m really impressed with your writing skills aand also with the layout on your weblog.
    Is this a paid theme or did yoou customize
    itt yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing,
    it’s rate to see a great blog like this one these days.

  8. Samung Tv Says:

    This web site truly has all the info I needed concerning this subject and didn’t know who to ask.

  9. Jonelle Says:

    Hi, i feel that i noticed you visited my weblog so i came to go back the prefer?.I am trying to find issues to enhance
    my web site!I assume its adequate to make use of some of your concepts!!

  10. Titlovani filmovi Says:

    You’re so cool! I don’t suppose I’ve truly read through something like this before.

    So wonderful to discover another person with some unique thoughts
    on this subject. Seriously.. many thanks for starting this up.
    This web site is one thing that’s needed on the internet,
    someone with a bit of originality!

  11. germinare semi cannabis Says:

    In una situazione vittoria outdoor, le normali razza di Cannabis sativa e indica possono impiegare 6 mesi
    per arrivare dalla semina al raccolto.

  12. pillole per dimagrire Says:

    It’s nearly impossible to find well-informed people
    for this subject, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking
    about! Thanks

  13. Says:

    Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It if truth be told used to be a enjoyment account it.
    Look complex to far delivered agreeable from you!
    By the way, how could we keep in touch?

  14. Says:

    Wow, this piece of writing is good, my sister is analyzing these things, therefore I am going to convey her.

  15. Says:

    Howdy! This blog post could not be written much better! Going through this post reminds me of my previous roommate!
    He continually kept preaching about this. I will forward this article to him.
    Pretty sure he’s going to have a very good
    read. Many thanks for sharing!

  16. visit this website Says:

    I think this is one of the such a lot vital information for me.
    And i am glad studying your article. But wanna observation on few basic things,
    The web site taste is great, the articles is in reality excellent :
    D. Excellent task, cheers

  17. silahkan cek selengkapnya Says:

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts about kunjungi blog.

  18. ??? ????? ?? ???????? Says:

    Thanks for your marvelous posting! I definitely enjoyed
    reading it, you could be a great author. I will be sure to bookmark your blog and definitely will come back someday.
    I want to encourage yourself to continue your great posts,
    have a nice weekend!

  19. Says:

    First off I would like to say fantastic blog! I had a quick question that
    I’d like to ask if you do not mind. I was curious
    to find out how you center yourself and clear your mind prior to writing.
    I’ve had a hard time clearing my mind in getting my ideas out.
    I do enjoy writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually
    wasted simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or hints?

  20. small business start-up blogs Says:

    Very nice article, exactly what I wanted to find.

  21. àÇçºá·§ºÍÅ´ÕÊØ´àÇçºä˹ Says:

    Can I simply just say what a comfort to uncover someone who genuinely knows what they are discussing on the net.
    You actually realize how to bring a problem to light and make it important.
    More people have to look at this and understand this side
    of the story. It’s surprising you aren’t more popular given that you definitely possess the gift.

  22. àÅ×Í¡àÇçºá·§ºÍÅẺä˹´Õ Says:

    I am now not positive where you’re getting your information,
    but great topic. I needs to spend a while finding out more or working out more.
    Thanks for fantastic information I used to be searching
    for this info for my mission.

  23. watch annabelle comes home online freeannabelle comes home online freeannabelle comes home watch onlineannabelle comes home free onlineannabelle movie online freewatch annabelle online freeannabelle comes home full movie onlinewatch annabelle comes home o Says:

    It’s very straightforward to find out any topic on web as compared to books, as
    I found this article at this web site.

  24. Says:

    Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to
    my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.”
    She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off
    topic but I had to tell someone!

  25. àÇçºá·§ºÍÅâ͹à§Ô¹äÇÊØ´ Says:

    Peculiar article, exactly what I needed.

  26. àÅè¹àÇçºá·§ºÍÅÍ͹äŹìàÇçºä˹´Õpantip Says:

    Having read this I thought it was extremely enlightening.

    I appreciate you spending some time and effort to put this informative article together.
    I once again find myself spending way too much time both reading and posting comments.

    But so what, it was still worthwhile!

  27. melhores dicas de saude e suplementação Says:

    We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme
    in our community. Your website provided us with useful information to work on. You’ve performed an impressive task and our
    whole group shall be thankful to you.

  28. Britt Says:

    Wow that was odd. I just wrote an extremely long comment
    but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear.
    Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say wonderful blog!

  29. Klaus Says:

    Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it.
    Look advanced to more added agreeable from you!

    By the way, how could we communicate?

Leave a Reply