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Where does the good go

Aaarrrgghhh

TWO DAYS AFTER I TOOK MY PATRIOTS EARRINGS OUT, I LOSE ONE!!! I put them on the clear coffee table! Where in the entire hell could it have got off to???

The. Fuck!

13 Responses to “Aaarrrgghhh”

  1. Astin Says:

    Likely in China somewhere

  2. Dawn Says:

    No, theres no hole anywhere. My money is on gnomes. Damn gnomes.

  3. Pdov Says:

    We need to obviously invest in a jewelry box for you.

  4. Mary Says:

    I think FTrain took it to China with him. Just to mess with you no doubt.

    O_o

  5. Mary Says:

    I think FTrain took it with him on his latest trip. Just to mess with you no doubt.

    O_o

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Nah, I was looking at them this morning while I was watching madmen.

  7. April Says:

    Didn’t they come with a jewelry box?!?!

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Yes. (._.)

  9. Mary Says:

    Was that before or after you ate the sugar cube?

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hahaha seriously, is LSD supposed to be that big?

  11. kaz Says:

    with the “Aaarrrgghhh” and the all caps, I read PARROT earrings and was like, when did Dawn become a pirate?

  12. Anwyn Says:

    I have the same gnomes. Two earrings on a table, one goes missing, there really is only one room it could be in (having ruled out the child carrying it away) and yet they are not there. I’ve lost two earrings like that so far.

  13. Dawn Summers Says:

    Those sons of beetches think they’re funny.

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