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Archive for March, 2012

Guess who’s back?

Monday, March 26th, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Back again:

Alceste drove us home while I sweated out the hockey game in the backseat. And even though the Leaves tried their hardest to ruin my whole life, Captain Cally bailed the Rangers the hell out and no one had to jump out of a moving car on the Garden State Parkway.


It was an exciting weekend of hockey and poker. I saw the Rangers lose again at MSG, sadface. But then had a “the whole car won” trip to AC, happyface. Speaking of which, my coworkers’s husband gave her a note to give me this morning.

It read: Hi Kim’s friend, You are banned from attending anymore Rangers’ games.



Friday, March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn Summers

The bills start rolling in from your “well, I could be dead next week” phase, but you’re still alive…

Bounties on athletes is an outrage!

Friday, March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Dick Durbin leads the charge for the U.S. Senate to INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY!

Unarmed black boys being shot to death? *Crickets*

Dear Proflowers

Friday, March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn Summers

When I place an order, you should go ahead and process that order – even if it is done a month in advance cause if you don’t and the paypal money I used to place that order is just left idle in my paypal account, two weeks later, I will forget all about you and that flowers order and go ahead and buy my Brian Boyle jersey from a company that is smart enough to process that order immediately. And then a week after that when you are all “Dear Dawn, your paypal account did not process your flowers order because it has insufficient funds,” I will be all… huh? so I can just go ahead and cancel those flowers I so THOUGHTFULLY purchased three weeks ago cause now I’d have to use real money to buy them and that’s…um…

Yeah, I am a terrible terrible person AND THANK YOU PROFLOWERS SO MUCH FOR THE REMINDER.



Friday, March 23rd, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Apparently, all I do now is read Snaps’ facebook posts, here’s another goody.

This quiz was fun

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Knowing VinNay got me three points *easy*!

via Snaps

Draw Nothing

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012 by Smarty Pants

How Dawn plays Draw Something :

*draws something* *erases drawing*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing* (repeats 3-5 times)
*changes to thicker brush*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing* (repeats 1-3 times)
*changes back to thin brush*
*draws EXACT same thing* *erases drawing*
*scribbles a penis*
*prays her opponent is good at solving anagrams*

Okay, clearly he meant “happy endings,” yes?

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Little Rock renames airport for former First Family.

Bill Clinton said in a statement, “Hillary and I are humbled by the Little Rock Airport Commission’s decision … We are grateful for this honor and for all that the people of Arkansas have done for us. And we look forward to many happy landings at the airport in the years ahead.”


Wednesday, March 21st, 2012 by Dawn Summers

Read the whole thing. No, seriously, the end is made all the more awesome if you read every line in between it and these:

You know what I hate? Flowers. I was at a dinner party recently when the conversation turned to gardening; the warm winter has people anxious to begin planting, and with spring, the beloved “Season of Birth,” just around the corner, my friend Allison (she’s not really my friend) expressed concern that the petunias around her home’s foundation would once again fail to thrive.

via Snaps

Taylor Tuesday

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012 by Dawn Summers

This is the only Taylor Swift song I can’t find anywhere, except youtube. It’s weird, can’t buy it anywhere.