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Vice President Cheney cancels trip to Toronto

Um… I don’t know what it means that the dude who famously shot an American citizen in the face with a shotgun *AND GOT AN APOLOGY FROM THE VICTIM* is too scared to travel to Canada…but it can’t be good.

The White House is fireproofed now… yes?

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4 Responses to “Vice President Cheney cancels trip to Toronto”

  1. Astin Says:
    March 15th, 2012 at 9:27 am

    You’ve been here and survived. How hard can it be?

    Heck, you even walked Toronto streets and rode a Toronto bus, without harm.

    Plus, sometimes, there’s cake. Maybe Dick is afraid of cake.

  2. dawn summers Says:
    March 15th, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Have you *seen* Dick Cheney? That guy ain’t afraid of cake. (Hmm. May have to modify my “fat jokes are not funny unless they’re about Rex Ryan rule. fat jokes about Dick Cheney? Also funny.)

  3. Smarty Pants aka VinNay Says:
    March 15th, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Also funny are fat jokes about Phil Kessel.

  4. Astin Says:
    March 16th, 2012 at 11:25 am

    That’s true! He’s fat. And rich.. and can score goals lots.

    But probably the schlubbiest-looking player in the NHL. Physique of a beer-league player.

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