Where does the good go

Text Exchange of December

Vinnay (3 PM): You’re giving yourself bad luck by ignoring me.
Vinnay (4:30 PM): A courtesy wave would all but guarantee a double up.

(Two hours of the worst cards ever held by a poker player in the history of the game EVER, later…)

Me (6:39 PM): Fine. *wave* Now, give me aces.
Me (6:41 PM): HOLY SHIT, VINNAY! I just got queens!

(I went on to take fourth place in the tournament. This morning when I went to the bank to deposit my winnings. It’s one of those Citibank machines where you just push the cash in the slot — no envelope, no slip, no nothing — I put the money, the machine starts whirring and then it spit this out:


ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! I was telling my co-worker that this is the single most annoying slip of paper I have EVER received! “I’M SORRY?” Yeah, I took your cash, won’t give it back, there’s now NO record of you ever having given me any cash, but you know, “My bad! Have a nice day!”

I would respect Citibank more if the slip just said “Fuck you!”

So, I am now resuming my hostilities with Vinnay until my cash is either returned to me or credited to my account.

15 Responses to “Text Exchange of December”

  1. pearatty Says:

    And that, my friend, is why I still make my deposits inside, with a human being and a deposit slip, thankyewverymuch. Also, why I still pay bills with a paper check. #yesiamyourgrandma.

  2. Alceste Says:

    So what did the bankpeople say when you angrily presented your “receipt” to them?

  3. VinNay Says:

    You should have shipped me my 10% first.

  4. Instant Tragedy Says:

    Karma dear Dawn…. Karma!

  5. Katie Says:

    Ugh! I hope fixing it isn’t too much of a hassle

  6. F-Train Says:

    If you’d been considerate enough to bust pre-ITM so we could go eat, this wouldn’t be a problem. That’s what you get for being so damn rude.

  7. Ugarles Says:


  8. Ugarles Says:

    “Please take this record. It proves that.. nothing. It proves nothing. Show it to your mother for all we care. Thank you for buying the staff at 120 Broadway donuts.”

  9. Alceste Says:

    Thank you for buying the staff at 120 Broadway donuts.

    And a new HDTV for their breakroom.

    Dawn: Any word from Citibank?

  10. Lisa Says:

    Why were you ignoring Vinnay?

  11. Dawn Summers Says:

    He started it.

  12. pearatty Says:

    Ok, I’ll ask, what happened? Did you get your money back?

  13. pearatty Says:

    You know, even before you could deposit cash directly into the machine like that, my sister had a friend who deposited cash with a deposit slip and envelope at the ATM, and they said the envelope was empty. They later found out the woman whose job it was to collect the ATM deposits was stealing cash deposits, but that was after a while.

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