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Conversation of my Life

Voice on phone: Hi, sweetie it’s your grandma.

Me: I’m pretty sure you have the wrong number. My grandma is dead and you actually sound nice. Sorry.

7 Responses to “Conversation of my Life”

  1. Astin Says:

    Grandmas get ONE call to the living from the afterlife. ONE. Way to waste hers.

  2. pearatty Says:

    You should read Dammed, by Chuck Palachniuk. Or whatever his name is. It’s possible she could call back. Also, that book is funny.

  3. VinNay Says:

    She was prob some lonely old lady wishing she had a granddaughter to talk to. You should have humored her, she might have sent you cookies.

    “Oh, btw gradma, I moved. My new address is xxxx, please send my Christmas present there. Make it out to cash.”

  4. F-Train Says:

    Vinnay is right. How did you, of all people, not figure out how to milk this for something free? Grandparents tend to spoil their grandchildren!

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    “vinnay is right” “fisch is right” please stop trying to break my brain.

  6. fisch Says:

    Yesss, Yessss, say it again!

  7. Ugarles Says:

    Are you sure you didn’t Sixth Sense your grandma’s ghost? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!

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