A few weeks ago, Alceste told Mary and I that he was test driving new Audi SUVs and planned to trade in the Lexus.
“Sweet!” We both said all encouragingly.
Last Saturday, when the three of us were heading down to the City… not the Pacific one, the Atlantic one, in my boring old two-year old Beamer, Mary and I had the same thought: Heeeyy, wwhhheerrreee’sss oooouuuurrrr nnnneeeewww ccccaaaarrrr??? #RUDE
Alceste was all blah blah blah economy blah blah financial responsibility. And we’re all, dude, you promised us a damn hell ass new car! New car! New car! New car!
Next time, he should follow Kearns’ lead and get a new car and then never speak to any of us again. I mean next next time, he owes us an Audi! Now now now!