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Where does the good go

What’s his is ours!

A few weeks ago, Alceste told Mary and I that he was test driving new Audi SUVs and planned to trade in the Lexus.
“Sweet!” We both said all encouragingly.

Last Saturday, when the three of us were heading down to the City… not the Pacific one, the Atlantic one, in my boring old two-year old Beamer, Mary and I had the same thought: Heeeyy, wwhhheerrreee’sss oooouuuurrrr nnnneeeewww ccccaaaarrrr??? #RUDE

Alceste was  all blah blah blah economy blah blah financial responsibility. And we’re all, dude, you promised us a damn hell ass new car!  New car! New car! New car!

Next time, he should follow Kearns’ lead and get a new car and then never speak to any of us again. I mean next next time, he owes us an Audi! Now now now!

5 Responses to “What’s his is ours!”

  1. pearatty Says:

    Is Alceste having a baby? Why does he want an SUV?

  2. Mary Says:

    hahaha – he already has an SUV, no baby needed!

    And is the purpose of this post to shame him into getting the new car? If so, I don’t think it will work.

    : )

    new car! new car! new car!

    I wanna new car!

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    new car! new car! new car!

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Also… Alceste…baby… hahahahahahaha

  5. KJ Says:

    My car is no longer new. Let’s be friends again.

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