Where does the good go

Who’s got two thumbs…

…and is officially in middle life crisis?!

This guy!

Seriously, the Patriots lose to the Bills, my undefeated fantasy team falls to Alceste’s self-proclaimed “worst team in the league,” because I bench the quarterback who has been so shitty for two weeks on the one week he decides to put up serious fantasy numbers, I face another week of funemployment AND well, some other stuff, and I’m done. On the upside, things aren’t as craptacular as February ’10, but on the downside, we’re comparing things to February 2010. #EPICFAIL

So where do I collect my sports car? Or is that just for men? Actually, there isn’t much of a pop culture blueprint for the female midlife crisis… well, maybe Fried Green Tomatoes… So, I guess I get to hit some twenty-something heffa with my car? But I like my car… oh, maybe that’s when I get the sports car?

Sigh. Middle life crisising is fucking hard. I’m going back to bed.

4 Responses to “Who’s got two thumbs…”

  1. Grange95 Says:

    If you were going to have a mid-life crisis, you should’ve had it when you were 25. At this point, you’re having dementia.

  2. alceste Says:

    Well done reversing the reversejinx by claiming you had lost the game in a blog post.

  3. RedxBranch Says:

    Why does Grange95 have time to comment on other folks blogs but not have time to post on his own? Oh, sorry about your mid-life crisis.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    LOL. Grange95 has time to comment on MY blogs, MINE. That is a full time job. Thank you for your condolences.

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