…and is officially in middle life crisis?!
Seriously, the Patriots lose to the Bills, my undefeated fantasy team falls to Alceste’s self-proclaimed “worst team in the league,” because I bench the quarterback who has been so shitty for two weeks on the one week he decides to put up serious fantasy numbers, I face another week of funemployment AND well, some other stuff, and I’m done. On the upside, things aren’t as craptacular as February ’10, but on the downside, we’re comparing things to February 2010. #EPICFAIL
So where do I collect my sports car? Or is that just for men? Actually, there isn’t much of a pop culture blueprint for the female midlife crisis… well, maybe Fried Green Tomatoes… So, I guess I get to hit some twenty-something heffa with my car? But I like my car… oh, maybe that’s when I get the sports car?
Sigh. Middle life crisising is fucking hard. I’m going back to bed.