Today’s Taylor Tuesday is in two parts. First, click this link and play the video. And then return to this post.
Wasn’t that pure awesomeness?? Huh? Huh? EFF YOU!
And now this song is dedicated to you:
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can’t sing
But all you are is mean
All you are is mean
And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life
And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean
But someday I’ll be living in a big ol’ city
And all you’re ever going to be is mean, yeah yeah
Someday I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me
And all you’re ever going to be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
*A dramatization. Any resemblance to real or ficticious persons is merely coincidental.