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If the Patriots had a song…

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I’d be singing that shit all morning!

Patriots sign the big man Albert Haynesworth!

De-Fense! De-Fense! De-Fense!

Combined with the heft of Wilfork, hide yo nose, hide yo linebackers cause the Patriots will be tackling errybody out there!

7 Responses to “If the Patriots had a song…”

  1. Ugarles Says:

    If you want to call this defense, OK, I guess.

  2. BWoP Says:

    My new boss is a Patriots fan . . . HUGE Patriots fan. He kept talking about Haynesworth.

    Then I told him about you.

    For some stupid reason, he now wants to meet you.

  3. Dawn Says:

    Um, I’m guessing it’s because of all the awesome. Duh.

  4. BWoP Says:

    Ummmm, I guess so. I made him read your Toronto Birthday trip report. He thinks you’re HI-larious.

    I am now rethinking my most recent career decision . . .

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    Why? Patriots fans who think I am hilarious are THE BEST!

  6. BWoP Says:

    Just so you know, he told me that he’s going to marry Tom Brady . . . So he’s now in direct competition with you for the love and affection of Mr. Giselle.

    Consider that before you jump to conclusions about how awesome he is . . .

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Listen, I am open to sharing tom brady in any capacity.

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