A guy at work saw my HHOF pictures and we started talking about hockey and I said I just started following it, but I love the Rangers and hate Sidney Crosby. (Oh, I totally defended the Sabres when he said “besides Boston and Montreal, that whole division sucks.”) So, when his officemate, a huge Penguins fan walks in, he says:
Yo, John, Dawn was just saying how she’s a huge Sidney Crosby fan!
Me: Lies! Vicious lies! I hate that guy!
John: That’s okay. You can hate greatness, if you want.
Now, I can’t wait for someone to start trash talking my Tommy, cause I’M SO STEALING THAT LINE!