Happy Birthday, Kaz!
I don’t know why F-train kept trying to get me not to go to your party.
He was all texting me “stay home, Dawn!”
“Ooh, look at the pretty pictures on the television!”
And I was all “No! You stop that! I’m putting on my Liberace sneakers RIGHT NOW!”
And then he’s all “those sneakers are ugly.”
Why is such a tiny man filled with so much hate?
Looking forward to attending the event of the decade in a couple of weeks!
No elephants please.