Clareified

Where does the good go

So, yeah…

That stupid motherfucking asshole crack whore fucktard reported me to HR today.

So yesterday, I told countess von fuckwad that my computer images weren’t showing. She sighed and cut her eyes at me like how dare I deign to breathe the same air as her, let alone speak to her.

She finally gets off her throne to check, sees the problem and is all “well, try closing the program.”

“I did that. Twice and rebooted it,” I say sweetly.
“I don’t know what to tell you then. Sometimes it happens like that. Just use the text view option.”

I think this was before her whole warning shit, so I was still fairly pleasant.

Anyway, I spend the rest of yesterday and most of today in text viewer. The case manager randomly comes by and he’s all looking at my screen and is all “why does that look so weird”?

I tell him my image viewer doesn’t work. He goes and asks Princess of Stickupherasstopia why not. She says “oh, I thought it had corrected itself. Why didn’t you tell me, Dawn.”

“Um. I did. You told me to use text viewer till it sorts itself out.”

“Well, not a whole day. I will call the vendor.”

You. Cocksucking. Motherfucking, hell beast.

She makes the call, they remote whatever my conputer and twenty minutes later it’s fixed.

She then makes this “announcement,” that if you are having problems which make you unable to do your job, you should tell her about it immediately.

Eye. Fucking. Roll.

So anyway, I get called into the office like twenty minutes ago by the guy who interviewed me. He is very nice about it and says he knows she’s difficult and he doesn’t want me to quit yadda yadda, but he can’t ignore her since she took the time to complain about it, etc.

I tell him my side of it using as many synonyms for “pyscho motherfucking bitch” as I can think of.

7 it turns out.

Anyway, he says this wasn’t a formal talk and kind of implied he didn’t want her to know he spoke to me.

I however, so want to go up to her and be all “thanks for warning me yesterday before you said anything to HR. That was real decent of you and I really hope not to do anything that will necessitate you having to go to HR about me.”

And then see what her stupid face does.

I also kind of want to hire an actor to date her and propose to her and then dump her at the altar.

Ooh, or have her framed for murder.

Ruined. I want her life in tatters. I want her face to be set on fire.

I can’t even remember the last time I felt this much pure rage.

Oh man, she better hope I don’t win the lottery tomorrow.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhh!!!

WHHHHOOOOORRRREEEEEE!!!

I was clearly meant to be a mob princess like Nicole Kidman in Dogville. I need a staff on hand for situations like these !

15 Responses to “So, yeah…”

  1. Yaron Says:

    Seriously, though, I wish you’d just tell us how you really feel about her, without all the sugarcoating!

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Well, I don’t want to be rude.

  3. Crystal Says:

    Okay, 2nd time commenting. “WHORE” got me laughing out loud. I shouldn’t laugh when you’re obviously working with a lunatic. Oh and I’m pretty good at getting revenge on people.

  4. Smokey Says:

    My favorite is “Princess of Stickupherasstopia”.

  5. Astin Says:

    You can never, ever quit as long as she’s there. I need my entertainment!

    Pluses: She’s known to be difficult, and your side is now out there with someone who (I assume) has more power than her.

    You should call the Leverage team. They’re totally real, right? Not, like, just a bunch of actors who live in Netflixtopia?

    [doo de doos the Leverage theme]

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    I’ve never heard of the Leverage team? Are they like the A team? If I need them, if I can find them, they will infect this chick’s house with bed bugs?

  7. Astin Says:

    Then you’re missing out on some fine TV… and I thought you watched everything.

    Yup, like the A-Team, but all con-men and thieves instead of ex-military. It has Lindsey from Angel in it. Also, they don’t seem to charge for their services.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ohhh, I think I know… Is it on USA? GEnerally, I watch everything except “reality” and basic cable. No psyche, white collar, damages… But I will check out, leverage and hold you responsible for the results… :)

  9. RedxBranch Says:

    I hope Miss SUHAT doesn’t read blogs…….If someone yells “DAWN!” in a crowded room, does your head snap around expectantly?

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    No, dawns not my name so unless I’m in a very specific space, I won’t answer to it.

  11. Astin Says:

    It’s on TNT… so pretty much the same as USA I guess.

  12. StB Says:

    Little did I know my wish would come true and your job would continue to suck. Yeah me!

  13. Dawn Summers Says:

    Hate. Youuuuuu

  14. Pearatty Says:

    “Also, they don’t seem to charge for their services.”

    They have alternate sources of funding.

  15. Drizztdj Says:

    Had a supervisor like this once.

    Unfortunately the cure is competence shown over a lengthy amount of time. Bonus points for group projects where her boss is present and can see who did what.

    The freedom of watching this person leave the office after their uptight ass gets the boot is like winning a poker tournament/orgasm/first beer on a quiet evening all rolled into one.

    Be sure to Youtube the impending catfight however, I’ll make some popcorn.

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