This trash can is too damn high.
Can I run for Mayor on the platform “MTA garbage cans need to be low enough for drunk women to vomit in them, but high enough to keep out the rats”?
I am newly unemployed and highly intoxicated, so we’ll mark this thought as “multi-tasking.”
Also, alcogol is evil. Dr. Who is awesome.
Excuse me…I think my train is…