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News of the weird

“Why is Dawn so weird?” – Stephane Clare Sunday February 13, 2011

They fired half the people on the case today. Now I think I have survivor’s guilt.

Also, I don’t think I can drink coffee anymore. I keep thinking it’s gonna taste like lukewarm milk water. And let me tell you, if you’ve never had lukewarm milk water, it’s not a good taste.

Finally, my doorman wants me to stop asking him if I have any packages. “If you get anything, I’ll bring it up right away.” And then I heard him thinking “not bloody likely.”

Now I’m going to sleep. Yes, at 8 pm.

2 Responses to “News of the weird”

  1. Jake Says:

    I have a solution to your problems. I will send you a new coffee maker by UPS every other day.

  2. pearatty Says:

    I think you need a french press. Very easy to use, makes strong coffee.

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