Audience Participation Tuesday
I’m not going to lie, the plan is to take a knee and run out the clock on this ridiculous year. Alceste’s observation, a few days ago, that I have been testy of late, is not lost on me. I really do seem to hate everybody a little extra right now. So, I’m avoiding all unnecessary human contact. (Read: all human contact.)
But Fisch’s guest post yesterday mocking one of my favorite phrases, reminded me of a conversation I had with F-train where he insisted I stop using a phrase I got from this girl I went I high school with, so I hereby open up the floor on the question… what Clareifiedisms do you want to never read again? You decide which adherents of the repeated meme don’t make it to the next decade.
(Yes, somebody has started watching Dr. Who. Word to the wise? Don’t ask people what their facebook statuses mean.)
December 28th, 2010 at 1:42 am
I think you’re hilarious and you should not stop being you. And I’m not just saying that because I’m required to as president of the mid-west chapter of your fan club. #dawnsummersforever
December 28th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Awww, lol! #win
December 28th, 2010 at 3:39 am
Exterminate!
December 28th, 2010 at 3:40 am
You better not change your ways now, or no one will believe my book!!!
(But I maintain my sentiment years ago that if I wrote a post as you, because of your many catch-phrases I could easily duplicate, no one would be able to tell.)
December 28th, 2010 at 3:47 am
I don’t want to hear “die is a fire” or “I stab you,” though those might not be clareifiedisms and just random texts from you.
December 28th, 2010 at 3:48 am
I meant “die in a fire.”
December 28th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Of all the things, THAT’S what you remember from years ago?! HMPH. or as you say, hmph.
December 28th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I love all the Clareifiedisms. How will I be able to feel like a cool insider who was here from the beginning if you stop using them? Dropping any of them them would be so cheerleader.
December 28th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Perhaps people are not commenting because they are afraid of getting stabbed?
December 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Oh, and welcome to the world of Doctor Who! With which doctor are you starting?
December 28th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
The ninth, I think.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Christopher eccleston in a black leather jacket? Probably best you’re starting with the new series. If you like it (and are willing to watch old Tv, you should check out doctors 3, 4, and 5 when you finish the new ones.
December 29th, 2010 at 1:46 am
Aproooove my comments!
December 29th, 2010 at 2:34 am
<_< You, Sir, just lost another point.
December 29th, 2010 at 5:53 am
Dawn refuses to approve my comments. #censorship
December 29th, 2010 at 9:25 am
I swear, there’s nothing there. Not that I have to swear, everyone knows I don’t delete comments.
December 29th, 2010 at 9:30 am
I found them! I found them! They were very very hard to find too…but those are good ones! Though “die in a fire” is classic f-train.
December 29th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Ha! I gain 10 points!
December 29th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
I love the way you speak. And have confiscated #RUDE from you! Also, deeeelicious! Love it.
December 29th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Lol I stole “deeelicious” from the cider fraud!
December 29th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Hahaha! I thought he stole from you!
December 29th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Don’t your dare stop using your various witticisms. In fact, I recommend you expand to include new ones. Let me start making suggestions:
“Well, kiss my grits!”
“That’s not a cigar!”
and
“Whatchou talking ’bout, Wilford Brimley?!”
Enjoy!
December 29th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
FYMF better stay.