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Audience Participation Tuesday

I’m not going to lie, the plan is to take a knee and run out the clock on this ridiculous year. Alceste’s observation, a few days ago, that I have been testy of late, is not lost on me. I really do seem to hate everybody a little extra right now. So, I’m avoiding all unnecessary human contact. (Read: all human contact.)

But Fisch’s guest post yesterday mocking one of my favorite phrases, reminded me of a conversation I had with F-train where he insisted I stop using a phrase I got from this girl I went I high school with, so I hereby open up the floor on the question… what Clareifiedisms do you want to never read again? You decide which adherents of the repeated meme don’t make it to the next decade.

(Yes, somebody has started watching Dr. Who. Word to the wise? Don’t ask people what their facebook statuses mean.)

23 Responses to “Audience Participation Tuesday”

  1. Michele Says:

    I think you’re hilarious and you should not stop being you. And I’m not just saying that because I’m required to as president of the mid-west chapter of your fan club. #dawnsummersforever

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Awww, lol! #win

  3. vinnay Says:

    Exterminate!

  4. Fisch Says:

    You better not change your ways now, or no one will believe my book!!!
    (But I maintain my sentiment years ago that if I wrote a post as you, because of your many catch-phrases I could easily duplicate, no one would be able to tell.)

  5. vinnay Says:

    I don’t want to hear “die is a fire” or “I stab you,” though those might not be clareifiedisms and just random texts from you.

  6. vinnay Says:

    I meant “die in a fire.”

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    Of all the things, THAT’S what you remember from years ago?! HMPH. or as you say, hmph. :)

  8. Pearatty Says:

    I love all the Clareifiedisms. How will I be able to feel like a cool insider who was here from the beginning if you stop using them? Dropping any of them them would be so cheerleader.

  9. Alceste Says:

    Perhaps people are not commenting because they are afraid of getting stabbed?

  10. Alceste Says:

    Oh, and welcome to the world of Doctor Who! With which doctor are you starting?

  11. Dawn summers Says:

    The ninth, I think.

  12. alceste Says:

    Christopher eccleston in a black leather jacket? Probably best you’re starting with the new series. If you like it (and are willing to watch old Tv, you should check out doctors 3, 4, and 5 when you finish the new ones.

  13. VinNay Says:

    Aproooove my comments!

  14. Dawn Summers Says:

    <_< You, Sir, just lost another point.

  15. VinNay Says:

    Dawn refuses to approve my comments. #censorship

  16. Dawn Summers Says:

    I swear, there’s nothing there. Not that I have to swear, everyone knows I don’t delete comments. :(

  17. Dawn Summers Says:

    I found them! I found them! They were very very hard to find too…but those are good ones! Though “die in a fire” is classic f-train.

  18. VinNay Says:

    Ha! I gain 10 points!

  19. Pdov Says:

    I love the way you speak. And have confiscated #RUDE from you! Also, deeeelicious! Love it.

  20. Dawn Summers Says:

    Lol I stole “deeelicious” from the cider fraud! :)

  21. Pdov Says:

    Hahaha! I thought he stole from you!

  22. Jordan Says:

    Don’t your dare stop using your various witticisms. In fact, I recommend you expand to include new ones. Let me start making suggestions:

    “Well, kiss my grits!”
    “That’s not a cigar!”
    and
    “Whatchou talking ’bout, Wilford Brimley?!”

    Enjoy!

  23. F-Train Says:

    FYMF better stay.

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