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Terry Collins takes over the Mets

Personally, I’d still prefer Bill Belichick and a video camera. But whatevs.

First order of business, Sir, please, PLEASE PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUT DEREK JETER IN THE BLUE AND ORANGE PLLLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEE.

We need our own Derek Jeter from circa 1996. Not this old washed up Derek Jeter.

Please and thank you.

Oh, and where are my manners: Congratulations AND WELCOME!

FIIIIXXXXXX IIIIIITTTTTTTTT

Mets ’11!

2 Responses to “Terry Collins takes over the Mets”

  1. Drizztdj Says:

    I thought the Mets were the place where old stars go to die. Baseball’s version of the Vikings!

    /sigh

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT! We’re still paying Bobby Bonilla to sit on his fat ass drinking tequila. I’m tired of it!

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