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Where does the good go

I had a dream

That I was the host for my friend’s baby shower. It was this huge black tie affair and she had all her bridesmaids wearing their bridesmaid’s dresses, but everyone had gotten fatter and so they were all holding them together with their hands. The groomsmen didn’t want to participate, so I had to keep yelling at them to go out on stage with their bridesmaid, all of whom were struggling in their heels, while keeping one hand behind their backs to hold the dress close.
Okay, all weird enough, but then it gets weirder!
They had hired BETTY WHITE! Except she was real frail, so I had to carry her out on stage. She did a number with these three Golden Girls impersonators!
I was SO stressed out that I was gonna drop her, but I didn’t.
And THEN I was watching an episode of Growing Pains where Mike Seaver loses his virginity to a GUY!
At this point, I started to wonder if I was dreaming cause that didn’t happen, did it? I did stop watching when they added that annoying Chrissy girl!
Anyway, so I’m yelling at the TV “what? WHAT?” (No homophobe)

Then I hear Knight Rider coming and Mary is yelling for Jesus Christ.
Though I think that really happened when Vinnay’s three am text woke her up…but who knows… I carried Betty White!

10 Responses to “I had a dream”

  1. Pdov Says:

    I’m not sure Growing Pains ever had the “very special” episode starring Mike Seaver.

    So you never saw young Dicaprio on there – best performance of his career.

    Betty White is everywhere – even in your dreams. I kind of like her, but doesn’t everyone realize that she basically has 2 jokes: she’s old and comes on to young men and she looks nice but says bitchy/mean/truthful stuff instead?

  2. Jamie Says:

    Mmmmm….Acid……

  3. Pearatty Says:

    she basically has 2 jokes

    If they’re good ones, that’s all you need. Jerry Seinfeld only had one joke: “hey, d’ya ever notice . . . ” Rodney Dangerfield (who is not funny, I admit), only had one joke too.

  4. VinNay Says:

    Do I have a special texting ring-tone that sounds like Knight Rider? Because that would be awesome.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    Indeed, you do. You’re welcome.

  6. Mary Says:

    Actually VinNay, everyone sounds like Knight Rider. Even spam email. You are not special, do not let DS fool you.

    I tried to figure out how I could get away with destroying Malcolm when it went off in the wee hours of the morning but couldn’t come up with a reasonable plan. I guess I also didn’t want to rely on my crap Sprint coverage even though at that time, we were in Sprintland and it seemed to be working okay.

  7. Chilly Says:

    Withing 48 hours of meeting DS, my wife has a new Android based phone. Its like you people don’t listen to me at all.

    When Dawn rules the world and packs us all onto little boats and deports us to Antarctica don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Wooooooo Denise the Nobel Prize winning Olympian FTW!

  9. F-Train Says:

    I really can’t believe that you made it back to Brooklyn in one piece. I thought for sure Mary was going to come back and say, “I don’t know, she just jumped out of the car while we were doing 85 down I-35.”

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahahaha ME TOO! i left a note saying I would never have gotten on a horse voluntarily.

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