Stuff I’ve learned
Tractors are not lawnmowers.
The midwest is not wholesome.
I will believe anything a woman wearing a bonnet tells me.
Pigs are not pink.
Mary is a juvenile delinquent.
My apartment is a corn palace.
Sasparilla tastes like poison.
Tractors are not lawnmowers.
The midwest is not wholesome.
I will believe anything a woman wearing a bonnet tells me.
Pigs are not pink.
Mary is a juvenile delinquent.
My apartment is a corn palace.
Sasparilla tastes like poison.
September 16th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
And you like Schlitz.
September 16th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
You are so getting mugged in St. Louis.
September 17th, 2010 at 5:44 am
The midwest is not wholesome.”
So… NYC isn’t wholesome when you’re there, and the Midwest isn’t wholesome when you’re there. If only there were some pattern to explain this…
September 17th, 2010 at 9:39 am
I hope you have learned that if you had not chosen to make this trip by tractor, you would be home by now.
September 17th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Some pigs are pink.
September 17th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
You should be careful about what you say about Mary. She is the holder of the necklace of doom.
September 17th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
hahah yes, I know missusB but she doesn’t have any cell service, so she won’t see this until I am safely in my corn palace!
September 17th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Does that mean there are children of the corn in your apartment?
September 17th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Not yet.
September 17th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
To be fair, I don’t even have the corn yet. But all in good time. All in good time.