Clareified

Where does the good go

Stuff I’ve learned

Tractors are not lawnmowers.

The midwest is not wholesome.

I will believe anything a woman wearing a bonnet tells me.

Pigs are not pink.

Mary is a juvenile delinquent.

My apartment is a corn palace.

Sasparilla tastes like poison.

10 Responses to “Stuff I’ve learned”

  1. Grange95 Says:

    And you like Schlitz.

  2. Chilly Says:

    You are so getting mugged in St. Louis.

  3. Eric Says:

    The midwest is not wholesome.”

    So… NYC isn’t wholesome when you’re there, and the Midwest isn’t wholesome when you’re there. If only there were some pattern to explain this…

  4. Jake Says:

    I hope you have learned that if you had not chosen to make this trip by tractor, you would be home by now.

  5. Tae Says:

    Some pigs are pink.

  6. MissusB Says:

    You should be careful about what you say about Mary. She is the holder of the necklace of doom.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahah yes, I know missusB but she doesn’t have any cell service, so she won’t see this until I am safely in my corn palace!

  8. Pearatty Says:

    Does that mean there are children of the corn in your apartment?

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Not yet.

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    To be fair, I don’t even have the corn yet. But all in good time. All in good time.

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