Where does the good go

FYI (Is it inane comment Friday yet?)

Mary and I are doing a race around Denver. I will be on a segway, she will be on a bike.

We are filming it and submitting it as our audition tape for the Amazing race. However, neither of us has ever seen the Amazing Race, so will we also need to throw in a food fight or something?

11 Responses to “FYI (Is it inane comment Friday yet?)”

  1. Tae Says:

    You + Amazing Race. Hahahahahahaha….

    *cough* I think you should watch a few episodes.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:


  3. Mary Says:

    I think the Amazing Race is about racing partners working together to win, not racing against each other. this will be more of a pathetic take on It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World or one of those wacky 60s race movies.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    But wait, at the end don’t they turn on each other to see which one wins the grand prize and ends up on dancing with the stars?

  5. Mary Says:

    I don’t know, I’ve never seen the show. And shouldn’t that be, one wins the grand prize and the loser ends up on dancing with the stars?

    Better get those dancing Liberace sneakers ready…

  6. F-Train Says:

    I would pay real American dollars to see you and Mary on a reality show where you had to work together. But is America ready for a black woman in prime time (not on UPN)?

  7. Tae Says:

    I’m with him. I’d totally pay the network to get you on, with the caveat that they have to keep you on the show through the entire season, even if you fail every single challenge. And, you’re not allowed to leave the show until you complete every challenge.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Okay, maybe I really do need to watch this show. I thought it was flying around to landmarks around the world and yelling at the person you’re stuck with.

  9. Pearatty Says:

    No, that’s just a regular family vacation.

  10. F-Train Says:

    By the way, how did I miss that you are on the lazy-person’s self-propelled Segway while Mary is on the person-propelled bicycle?

    And really, please do this. Please make a video of it. Please have Mary edit the video and please upload it to YouTube. Please?

  11. PokerLawyer Says:

    I really hope you’re serious. Please audition (and get) Amazing Race.

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