In case you hadn’t heard
I have a new blog. You should all visit me there and leave me comments.
Also, for inane comment Friday. Turns out Sarah Palin and I will both be in the same city and state. I need something to say to her should I run into her. I am a notorious choker in the face of celebrity, so its gotta be hilarious, but pithy. Mostly pithy.
Also, I don’t want to be jailed. Grange assures me I don’t want to be in a Midwestern jail.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:27 am
Yeah, you get thrown in jail out here, you gotta milk cows, butcher a pig, and pick up fresh eggs from the hen house to make breakfast for all the other prisoners.
September 3rd, 2010 at 7:04 am
oh man “pick up fresh eggs” is a euphemism, isn’t it?
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Hey, I’ve been tricked! The last post on your other blog is from yesterday, which I already read…yesterday. You owe me a blog post.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:53 am
“Do you mind me asking what brand of cosmetics you use? Your skin looks great!”
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 am
Oh, I’m sorry tae. I had no idea you already read that one. If only there was a system in place for the reader to tell the blogger that they’ve read a post…like…someplace where notes can be left…I gotta get on that!
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
Don’t you like my question for Palin? I think it’s very subversive.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I don’t have to tell you when I read your posts, but you do have to provide me with new content when you link to your other blogs.
Ask her what the weather is like in Russia.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:54 pm
hahahaha
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
For Sarah Palin, should you run into her:
“I also have a daughter who has a child out of wedlock and she’d worried that she’ll end up in hell, like the good book has taught us. What do you say to Bristol when she asks about this?”
Then watch her squirm for a bit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Did you miss the “hilarious” part of my request….
September 4th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
I hope that this new blog does not interfere with poker blogging.
September 4th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
I’ve got a new poker blog!
September 6th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Did you miss the “hilarious” part of my request….
So open with a joke. Do we have to think of everything?