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Where does the good go

Rick Blaine names his daughter after me!

Well, okay, after my favorite whiskey…but totally the same thing, right?

Also, Jameson’s birth finally breaks the two and a half year streak of all my friends having boys!
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13 Responses to “Rick Blaine names his daughter after me!”

  1. April Says:

    How come everyone around you is having babies? I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    No one around me has had twins…so there’s that! You’re welcome.

  3. Tae Says:

    Seriously. What do you put in people’s water? I’m not going anywhere near you.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    If Ms. Heitner wasn’t lying her face off to my 9th grade Health class, I am absolutely positive I have nothing to do with this baby boom. But again, no twins! So drink up!

  5. Pearatty Says:

    Congratulations Rick and Ilsa!

  6. April Says:

    Oh I can hear it now… “Mommy, why is Aunt Dawn always in Atlantic City?”

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    “So she can win money to keep you in Patriots outfits!”

  8. April Says:

    You realize your children will hate football. Just to spite you.

  9. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ha, to really spite me they’ll love ballet or the opera, so some nightmare crap like that.

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    In which case, I will return them to the black market from which I have purchased them. #defective

  11. April Says:

    Pretty sure the black market has a no-return policy.

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    No, no. This is more like the “african-american market,” you don’t get your cash back, but they will give you a new baby. Or a case of malt liquor. #racist

  13. Rick Blaine Says:

    Thanks, pearatty!

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