Rick Blaine names his daughter after me!
Well, okay, after my favorite whiskey…but totally the same thing, right?
Also, Jameson’s birth finally breaks the two and a half year streak of all my friends having boys!
Well, okay, after my favorite whiskey…but totally the same thing, right?
Also, Jameson’s birth finally breaks the two and a half year streak of all my friends having boys!
August 31st, 2010 at 3:31 pm
How come everyone around you is having babies? I don’t think we can be friends anymore.
August 31st, 2010 at 3:52 pm
No one around me has had twins…so there’s that! You’re welcome.
August 31st, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Seriously. What do you put in people’s water? I’m not going anywhere near you.
August 31st, 2010 at 4:17 pm
If Ms. Heitner wasn’t lying her face off to my 9th grade Health class, I am absolutely positive I have nothing to do with this baby boom. But again, no twins! So drink up!
August 31st, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Congratulations Rick and Ilsa!
August 31st, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Oh I can hear it now… “Mommy, why is Aunt Dawn always in Atlantic City?”
August 31st, 2010 at 4:33 pm
“So she can win money to keep you in Patriots outfits!”
August 31st, 2010 at 5:08 pm
You realize your children will hate football. Just to spite you.
August 31st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Ha, to really spite me they’ll love ballet or the opera, so some nightmare crap like that.
August 31st, 2010 at 5:17 pm
In which case, I will return them to the black market from which I have purchased them. #defective
August 31st, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Pretty sure the black market has a no-return policy.
August 31st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
No, no. This is more like the “african-american market,” you don’t get your cash back, but they will give you a new baby. Or a case of malt liquor. #racist
September 1st, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Thanks, pearatty!